You did great
Proud of you 💖

Going back to my responsible, professional self is particularly difficult this Monday morning

I wish I could have a little more time to just be me 😔

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Look after yourself. You deserve as much.

I've long thought that she must have no idea whatsoever what kinds of risks the average trans woman is forced to take on s daily basis just to exist in public life

There has been at least one documented case of a trans woman who died while segregated into a side room in a gendered ward, because ward staff didn't notice her developing medical emergency in there...

It just breaks my heart how scared so many people are of SRS. So many lies from so many institutions… you can have the parts you want yall, and they will be the parts you choose!! You can have a vagina,
you can have a penis you can have those and they will be YOURS!!! No if, ands, or buts!!!

I want to pull you to the side and suddenly start making out with you in a busy street, get you all flustered, make you moan - all while keeping eye contact with anyone looking in our direction.

"This one? She's MINE!"

With the same logic you could easily legislate for racial segregation and simply state that it's "common sense" who should and shouldn't be allowed into the theatre...

You can be either an ally to trans people or a dues-paying member of the Labour party

You cannot be both

You can be either an ally to trans people or a dues-paying member of the Labour party

You cannot be both

This is why we must shun anyone making such noises from within the Labour party

Allowing and accepting gestures like these only serves one purpose:

Giving those MPs leave to continue telling themselves that things aren't as bad as all that, and that they are still fundamentally good people

I am so very exhausted...

Can someone please just kidnap me, fuck me up and show me a good time?

Please...? 🥺

This reminded me of a poem I wrote for someone very special while we were dating

Maybe it'll resonate with some of you and your long-distance relationships

Time zones are cruel, baby 😔

The image is a political meme styled like a vintage public service announcement. The image is Luigi Mangione wearing a tan hat similar to Smokey Bear's and has the phrase, “ONLY LIVING WAGES PREVENT WAREHOUSE FIRES” in bold, light-yellow font.

Not me crying like a dog while watching Armageddon and hearing the eloquence and inspiration in the President's speech

It is so far removed from what comes out of the White House today, it's comical

Feels like a genuine joke to suggest a US president could ever find words like this

Worst Timeline

Unrequited

[Originally posted October 28, 2021]

I wouldn't be where I am, wouldn't the amazing family I have, if it wasn't for this very special little bunny with oh so much going on beneath the surface 🤗

I love you 💖

Comic strip. A girl walking around outside in the evening. Panel 1: "Coming out went really well..." / "My roommates are all super supportive of my transition." Panel 2: "They're even trying to help me get over my anxiety about using public restrooms." Panel 3: Extreme close-up of her nervous eyes. "By not letting me pee at home any more." Panel 4: She looks ahead. "*gulp*"

Comic strip, continued. Panel 5: A women's restroom door looming ominously, looking enormous and intimidating, while the girl stands there quaking. "I can't" / "I can't" / "I can't" / "What if someone" / "What if they" / "I can't" / "I can't" Panel 6: The girl fidgeting beside the door, now normal-sized. "I can't I can't I can't" / "I have to but I can't but I have to but I can't" Panel 7: She's home with her roommates, still fidgeting and hopping on one leg. (Her roommates are a black girl gaming on a couch and a white girl holding a cat.) Roommate 1: "No way, we're not letting you give up!" Roommate 2: "Public restrooms only, we said!" / "Come on, you can do this!" "(I chickened out again)"

Dedicated with love to all the trans girls in the #omorashi community. <3
(CW: public restroom anxiety)

She would indeed!

I am rubber, you are glue,

My advice bounces off me, and sticks to you!

Dyke Shirt! Dyke Shirt! 😃

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space.

Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Just to set the record straight here:

It is, in fact MY dog bed, which my two adorable puppygirls take turns sleeping in.

And yes, that is both as cute and as chaotic as it sounds. 🥰

To be entirely fair, that source is a) twelve years old and b) only speaks of what people "keep their thermostat at"

It is actually possible that the 30°C cohort simply has broken thermostats or really poor heating systems that never reach that set point anyway.

You guys are hilariously bad at subtly 😝

You're doing it

There's nothing about this grease monkey that doesn't say "girl"

And that's fucking hot

So say we all!

You really do, sweetheart