I think the rules need revising :)

Magnets !

Really big, powerful magnets !

Do you really need *all* those cards ? :)

So... rubik cubes, action figures, that sort of thing (he asks innocently) ? :)

Cumbria Nature Festival mixed up with event for nudists Cumbria Nature Festival offers a refund to anyone who

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Careful if you want to go gathering nuts...

😮😬 yup

Rescuers Rehabilitate A Paralyzed Puppy, And Get It Walking Again .😍

This is our chance to stop this state-nannying and put resources into EDUCATION rather than restriction and control.

It's long and boring, but please go fill it out to remove the 'online "safety" act'.

I'm doing my part!

Which is the winner ?

Just Draw Something!
It's the name of my panel at Confuzzled. It's on Monday night. It's for anyone that wants to draw, whether seasoned or beginner artists.
We're going to be doing a bit of philosophy, a bit of technique, and a lot of drawing so bring your drawing tools!

we all know I have no life, so:

I now need a password, a dual authentication app, and a biometric log in to get into half the things I use at work.

Meanwhile, IT can't explain why copilot keeps turning itself back on.

What are we doing?

I'm sure you'll do well - but relax, have fun, bring back many trophies - or the heads of your rivals as appropriate :)

There's a new Linux-only proprietary image editor called Fog Panther. Do not install it, it's AI-generated slopware. It breaks file associations on your system and can't be uninstalled normally.

Krita will stop working outright, you won't be able to open files. Other programs may misbehave.

Golden retrievers gathered on Boston Common today to honor Spencer, the beloved Boston Marathon dog known for holding a Boston Strong flag along the route.

Spencer passed away after battling cancer.

💛

Or... make a small workshop from it ! :)

Happy Birthday :)

You have... an collection!

*Throws a ball of wool past your head*

for those who will be attending confuzzled this year, why not come see some lunchtime live jazz?

saturday
13:30
the london room (behind the library)

joined by several guest singers, grab a drink and enjoy!

artwork by @allears.bsky.social

Ah, fair enough...

So, could I submit something like this ? :

"I shot an arrow in the air, it came to earth I know not where"...

Witnesses: My Mum, and that guy who pushes a trolley full of string around...

Congratulations ! Well deserved, I'm sure !

Maybe you can explain something - the Wikipedia page for "Horse Archery" has sections for various countries. Under the UK, it (genuinely) says "Postal matches are also held with participants from across the UK."... how do you do horse archery by post ? :)

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

^prods you awake*

What gets me is that you finished it ! :)

Happy early Birthday, hun xx

Nettle soup ? It's supposed to be good...

Ah, I remember @genichidragon.bsky.social introducing me to that particular slice of weird :)

As long as you never go to the loo with the light off...

A photo of the scene from the film "Aliens" where Carter Burke is about to be attacked by a xenomorph

How I usually feel...