@itsdanipax.bsky.social is actually funny asf cause why am I still thinking about her reading me so bad I bought a full outfit after

How long do yall think until Roska finds out that it was me who texted her from a burner number:

“Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce... You're not in trouble boots, we're just trying to get the tea on this situation…”

Me when I do a disney themed show

I’m proposing via Facebook poke

Guys, I know we’re like gay and progressive but can we please play sicko mode in the club?? At least ONCE

What’s Flat Stanley up to nowadays and why can he absolutely get it😩

Being gay is crazy like wdym I spent election night at Roscoe’s, the 4th of July & christmas day at Fantasy

Soon cuz when I’m spitting absolute fucking fire in da stu, it’s over for yall chicago hoes💯

You could be at Santa’s village and it’s automatically “ass out at the Santa’s Village”

Ngl it was longer but I had to chip off bits of black polish on my nail from 21 days before getting the pic😭

Body of Christ but instead it’s the body of @chaneltaylor.bsky.social

They call my hole AK-47 bc I’m fully automatic with that thing

@chaneltaylor.bsky.social serving up some spooky coochie this halloween 👻

Whats my first name if my last name was Sota?

What the fuck richard

Have I ever told you the story of why I’m hard of hearing?

Decided my bluesky will be dedicated to posting like a 9 y/o who made a facebook account in 2009

Yall, don’t do floorwork when battling ms.tacky she’ll fart in ur face and give u cataracts :(

Charlie’s is Applebees & progress is hooters

Me going to t**get when they open at 7am to get a box fan bc no one will blow me-

I mean bc it’s always hot in my apartment no matter the weather

Me realizing five months later this was shade bc I don’t wear earrings in drag😭😭

I’m glad you clarified bc I would’ve thought you meant watching turner getting it on with his lady friend😧

love applebees

& @itsmarshamello.bsky.social if she confuses her keys for the hand soap @ bump

Only people allowed to sleepover at my new place is trade & @chaneltaylor.bsky.social (also trade)

Two things that get me going:

-the 30-fication of a man
-leg tattoos

No my waters shut off actually🚰#ruffinitout

😍😍😍

The prophecy foretold…

😭😭😭