One of the most telling pics of the year ... so far.
Posts by Kelly
DC statehood yesterday
There’s absolutely a faction in the modern DFL that is 1950s Republican except abortion is healthcare and AFAB women can vote.
zaslav tried to take this from us but he COULDNT it is too powerful
This will never happen again. I'm reveling in this high.
These folks got me so much help for both my late mom and dad: Cathryn Reher & Laurie Hanson (or anyone at their firm)
Long, Reher, Hanson & Price:
5881 Cedar Lake Road
Minneapolis, MN 55416
Phone: 952-929-0622
Email: info@mnelderlaw.com
There's a war on for this limited edition tote.
Also you get a free rainbow tote with a year of The Onion in your real-life mailbox.
membership.theonion.com/iw
Rich guy grievance is so pathetic. Retaliating against my unprovoked abuse is the real abuse. Lashing out and then crying as official national policy
Best weekly work meeting ever:
-"these things were accomplished"
-"last week I did stuff, this week I'm doing more stuff"
-"I'm doing these things"
5 minutes total.
Just incredible.
SCOOP: Two weeks ago, the head of the CDC delayed publication of a report showing covid vaccine cut likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations by half. Now that report is no longer allowed to be published in CDC’s flagship scientific journal. My latest. 1/2
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"
yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up
By turning Trump's own redistricting gamble against him, Virginia just changed the math on Congress.
MAGA: I DIDNT VOTE FOR THIS Non-MAGA: BE HONEST MAGA: I AM BEING HONEST Non-MAGA: BE HONEST MAGA: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I VOTED FOR. I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD AFFECT ME. Non-MAGA: THANK YOU
Pushing this again: this site does Corporate autopsies of why every product has gotten worse over time
www.worseonpurpose.com/p/your-glass...
Yelling at someone “they have the political instincts of a goose: loud, territorial, and wrong”
If we could get this version of Hakeem Jeffries 50% of the time, we'd be in good shape. He’s a solid caucus manager, but he spends most of his time filibustering subpar zingers, besides his occasional gestures toward legal sedevacantism.
Coin flip ratio would be much better. Sweep the leg, Jeffries
What a week, Lemon.
surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters
Truly nothing has radicalized me like the moderate MPLS DFL's antipathy towards homeless people. May they never suffer housing uncertainty.
Kinda wish they had more gf friendly options. Feels like a stand out in the area. Love the vibe, super limited menu.
May this man’s pillow always be cool. May the garage beers never run out. May his sports teams never make him cry anything other than happy tears. Just a good dude and I’m blessed to be able to follow along
Really disappointing to see the continued destruction of public spaces in Minneapolis.
These poor choices have contributed to Nicollet mall recovering significantly more slowly than downtown districts in comparable cities, now they are making the same mistakes in uptown
As a Minnesotan I know exactly one Virginia fact.
The right gambled, tried to rig the election, lost, and now it’s excuses and tears.
Thanks for everything, Virginia. 🙏🏽
okay "when they go low, we hit hard" fucking rips
Leopard, face. Face, leopard.
Why are so many restaurants closing under the reign of Elizabeth Shaffer??? Things were supposed to be different.