h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how dare you not let me submit through AJO

this christmas get her want she really wants:
a fee waiver for your overpriced conference dinner

savage 😂

im going to stop correcting people on my age and just start insisting they call me dr so if i can't order a beer without my id at least i can be physics doogie howser

the problem with having friends who are now faculty

Me: doing theoretical physics means learning how to solve all kinds of problems with sophisticated mathematical modeling
Also me:

being a postdoc like “oh boy a new job cycle time to remake all of my friends for the 8th year in a row”

that is 100% what is occurring

it took me a second but i got there hahaha

i use the phrase "on-shell" to describe how likely social plans are to actually happen.

also this is me: physics.mit.edu/faculty/cari...

no one tells you this but actually the hardest part of being a physicist is keeping a straight face when you say 'pp collider'

happy to be on new-new-twitter and eagerly awaiting what billionaire-nonsense will happen here once it hits critical mass