crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

ty! broken in two places at the base of my ring finger. they had to cut my claddagh ring off, so I’ll need to get that repaired. have to see an orthopedic surgeon.

text

Hello I am CEO of EvilCo, a branch of Umbrella Corp, and no we’re not the Umbrella Corp from the games we were just inspired by them, you’re not gonna to believe this but we have just released a company memo that says we’re not good human beings

oops. at prompt care…

hell yes

this woman wants a lobotomy

oh god is that man trying to breed turkeys? I both hope so and hope not.

people are starting to get storm proof roofing 💰 bc of how bad storms get anymore

BIG YIKES

without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥🍿

the way I am craving a new tattoo

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for

if you don’t like reading, it could just be that you haven’t found your genre yet—try new things!

i wish my body worked like an iPhone and told me exactly how long i need to charge until im at 80%

I think about this whenever any stranger puts their trust in me. it’s like, thank you but you should be more careful bb.

seems like a lot of men are unhappy she isn’t built like a 12 yo boy with huge tits and a plastic face.

personal anecdote, but the only people I’ve heard complain about her appearance are men.

I think she’s hot.

and I love that they’re going with a “biblically” (comic-ally) accurate SG in terms of personality and life story.

thanks! I hope so. think they’ll be ok. it usually 🤞🏼 doesn’t get that far.

of fcking course they did smh

thank you! 😊

it was coming down in an insane volume for a few minutes. confirmed I have water in the basement 😑

the tornado sirens have gone off 3 times in the past 3 hours. real night of the twisters happening in northern Illinois. 😑

it ended up missing us by less than a mile

LMAO I WISH

midwestern tradition: when all the neighbors meet outside bc we all go out to look at the sky during a tornado warning

my hair was in better shape when I used “drugstore” shampoos/conditioners… I think it’s time to switch back. and save money in the process.

Book cover for The Extended Universe: How Disney Killed the Movies and Took Over the World by Vicky Osterweil

The Mouse has a secret...

I have no doubts. this has happened to me so many times and eventually it either dawns on my what it was or I hear it again. brains are funny. I just hope it doesn’t take me 18 years 😉