also I don't think it's fair for something you enjoy to make you dysphoric. that's fuckin rude cmon now. let me have some kind of fun.

I feel like I should be able to send someone an invoice for making me see the term "cisswap" and then tack on an extra fee for it being used about real life kpop men. like sorry honey I require monetary compensation for dangerous exposure

A polar bear mascot holding a blue balloon stands in front of a statue of himself.

Reito-kun the polar bear, mascot of Haier home appliances, stands in front of a statue of himself.

yeah i caught a glimpse when taking things up from the car and had to go back to take the video to share cause i couldnt believe it. tires here take a beating from high altitude sun but this is a new record. the passenger side you could see the fuckin cords along with it all

it snowed a couple days ago. it's supposed to snow for like a week straight in a few days. please no.

new jersey cars should come with a high beam flash button like German cars used to

come on man.

A colored sketch of bg3’s Karlach carrying a tree trunk.

Mild heavy lifting

usually genderswapped stuff makes me a little :/ but honestly it works so well here cause the just have different equipment to keep being a set of freaks (positive) with each other

screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

this game fucking rocks

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

sweet dreams (risograph version)

yeah that makes sense, i usually just see science babies but i can see how someone would do that and it be normal

got a little too high and am thinking about how insane it would feel to use "fpreg" to differentiate despite it being totally on the level? like it just feels bad

maybe he just likes to save the cum for later?

I just didn't wanna shave today and it's the easiest way to cover my face so it was even more confusing

was trying to figure out why a guy in the grocery store parking lot stopped me to let me know that he jacks off with a condom on to feel safe and twn minutes later I think it's cause I had a mask on? brother your hot gottem doesn't work if it's incomprehensible you just sound like an exhibitionist

i'm hallucinating

i can feel the emo hair flip to move the bangs

i see its substantial butch saturday

long beach grand prix circuit map, with annotations showing how it looks like a big friendly dinosaur-like character that would be nice to hug

i've always thought the long beach track map looks like a big friend

out here hammering they pipe like it owes money

whatever. go my lesbians

Beary Professional

"the monkey that gives you ocd and makes you gay. you know about it. everyones got that"

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world