im back

we need to bring back poison bottles that have skulls and cross bones on them

ahhh thank you, that makes me feel better 😅 i'm starting to get the hang of it but the first time was deeply harrowing, glad to hear it continues to get easier

dont worry that ones on the list too

and yes. the first album i got WAS rumours

Nathan for you screengrab or him sadly emptying Cheetos out for a party

Nathan and one other person at a party

Pictures of a sad party with three people in them

When someone follows less than 50 people and you make a post

you know what i liked not knowing what you meant better actually

kavi please tell the class what "so true" means to you

Adding a Mr beast thumbnail to all my skeets

Tweet from some MAGA lady comparing the land/sea ratios of Chicago and Israel. It is captioned “Think MIRROR. It’s going to be BIBLICAL.”

For those who didn’t follow me on Twitter I’d like to present you with my favorite Twitter conspiracy theory “Chicago is the Holy Land”

thank you Kavi for liking all of my skeets

first post: elon fumbled a weird bitch and now it's everybody's problem next post, grimes: is meditation just a scam to reduce the amount of stuff the simulators have to render for us?

better not read the replies to that furry art commission scandal apology tweet if you want to receive updates about an earthquake in your area this afternoon

ngl attaching a constantly fluctuating doomsday clock to the number of posts we read adds a really unique flavor of existential dread to the online experience that i dont think we're sufficiently appreciating

no i get 3 hour podcasts what i do not get is why he thinks he's capable of running a site that handles large audio files when letting people read 280 byte text files is already too much for him

i need to study him in a lab why is he promising 3 hour podcasts now

the world is my git repository

no none of them were good enough to push to main it was all surface level analysis

im not mature enough for an anonymous social media account i just drafted like six tweets about sweeney todd and the kool-aid man

maybe i'm looking for something more

sooooo any vampires on here

Me, Sonic the Hedgehog looking mad af

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Fuck the Supreme Court!

i need to put my best foot forward with a strong first post but the only thought in my head is of a dunkin donuts themed love hotel