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Posts by Alistair 🗡️

There’s something so special about being able to discuss metal with other people who are really in it.

“This band is disgusting, just the nastiest black metal. Real Satanic shit”

“Hell yeah sounds awesome”

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Printmaker friends: how do you decide if you’re going to make a print an open or limited edition? Or make it into a digital print? I’m submitting a piece to a show soon and if it’s accepted I’m not sure if I want to have one original or do a run of prints. #printsky #printmaking

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A grey unfinished carved linoleum block depicting an angel with one wing

A grey unfinished carved linoleum block depicting an angel with one wing

Taking advantage of it being about 100°F in my apartment to bang out this huge print. The linoleum is carving like butter so there’s that 🤷🏻 #printmaking #printsky #linocut

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar came in for a tour of my old workplace (I worked in the athletic wear industry). Yeah he was really tall and seemed like a nice guy.

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You’ve heard of television but what about second television?

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Picture of a shirtless man hanging off a second floor balcony inside a dark concert venue

Picture of a shirtless man hanging off a second floor balcony inside a dark concert venue

Pretty sure that the guy from Arizmenda climbing the balcony at Ram’s Head and then getting dragged off by security is gonna be “the thing that happened at Maryland Deathfest 2025”

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People who make unsolicited memes about how much they hate Sleep Token actually just hate women but with extra steps

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The majority of people at MDF are extremely cool and not fascists, but man it really ruins it for me when I run into one

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I’ve only been at Maryland Deathfest for two days and already had to stand next to a fucking neo Nazi. WHY do we still let these people into our scene with no repercussions??

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Discovered an insanely good seed last night that has an early Brainstorm and Perkeo, plus a negative Spaceman and eventual Baron + Mime. Gonna play around with this one some more. #balatro #balatroseed

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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four that you know.

I fully agree with the results of this test because it gave me very good results that I like, 10/10 no notes

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So far the wildest part of playing Blue Prince is talking to friends who have spent about the same amount of hours but we haven’t seen any of the same things.

“Yeah I have the solarium but what the fuck do you mean there’s a wrench??”

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Maybe it’s real, maybe it’s an ADHD hyperfixation ✨

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Good lord, I forgot how having a crush on someone makes you feel like you’re on drugs and gonna throw up all the time 🫠

11 months ago 2 0 1 0

I have three types of TTRPG characters:
1. Just Happy To Be Here
2. If a black cat was a person
3. ✨Sparkly✨

And all three are being used to process some sort of trauma

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Become friends, roommates, or partners with a Car Guy. That doesn’t mean he can always fix it for you, but at the very least he can tell you what’s wrong which makes going to the mechanic less intimidating.

11 months ago 2 0 0 0

Glad to be of service 🫡

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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

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Something that amuses me to no end is using this meme format to announce major world events to my group chat

11 months ago 6 0 1 0

Gotta say, I’ve experienced some pretty excellent flirting since moving to Philly, between a girl telling me about how Alistair is her favorite Dragon Age character and another girl casually calling me Radio Demon at a party

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i love you interview with the vampire i love you castlevania i love you nosferatu i love you sinners i love you midnight mass i love you what we do in the shadows i love you carmilla i love you dracula i love you lost boys i love you hellsing i love you tanz der vampire i love y

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No! They’ve been off the menu for years 😫

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Golden West Cafe in Baltimore used to serve these fried tofu puffs that were so light and airy. They were slathered in buffalo sauce and served with vegan ranch dip. I have yet to find anything that comes close, the texture was so specific. Like spicy tofu clouds.

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You’re only a real pinball player if you have a selfie in the Hardbody machine

1 year ago 6 0 1 0

My boss: Is anyone doing anything fun this weekend? 🙂

Me to myself: Listen. You can NOT tell her you’re going out of state for a pinball tournament. Everything about your personal life already sounds fake. You cannot tell her.

Me: Haha just Easter 😌 Spending time with family amirite??

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
Alistair is holding a can of strawberry basil flavored Aura Bora sparkling water

Alistair is holding a can of strawberry basil flavored Aura Bora sparkling water

Convinced this company makes seltzer for the real freaks. The strawberry is there to trick you, it’s basil all the way down.

(I’m the freak in this scenario)

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Wow I might need to start signing my name like this??

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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In honor of #thebandghost putting out a new music video, here’s a picture of me from Halloween 2023 which also happens to be the best I’ve ever looked

1 year ago 4 0 0 0
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Me: wow why do I feel weird and exhausted?

Also me: well you just started a new job learning brand new things, suddenly changed your sleep schedule and diet, and world events have been extremely stressful

Me: no I’m definitely dying of a mysterious illness

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And as much as I would actually LOVE to own something that was grown, spun, woven, and sewn all within the US (for environmental and sustainability reasons) that is such a niche product that would be at least 10x more expensive and would only appeal to like…supply chain nerds like me.

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