Cannot figure out why this is happening. If any of my fans are familiar with the Eleventy/11ty SSG please get in touch.

It doesn't MATTER but it shouldn't happen and I will need to fix it.

Ah. Hm. All chapters of a story on my website update their posting date to whatever the most recently posted chapter's posting date is. THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN.

Ha ha ha never mind then.

What is your preferred ass kicking medium

“Oh wow. You want the treatment I gave Dawn? Is there some sort of hotline I need to call for you?” Ennui raised an eyebrow. “Oh! No!” Phoebe grimaced. “Not like that. Although... now I’m curious. Could you do it? With your suit off?” “Depends what you mean.” Ennui reached out and traced the curve of Phoebe’s abdomen with her fingers, gently bumping over the overgranulated tissue scar tissue whenever she reached it. “I couldn’t turn you to dust. It would be a lot messier and more painful. But I think I could kill you. Especially if you let me.”

I think you're gonna like it too

Lights and Sound is already at 17 pages (~8500 words) and still lacks a lot of its material. This one's gonna be big, folks.

Luv to be a financially contingent tranny in a collapsing society with gradually mounting medical costs that my insurance, my job and the NHS all refuse to pay for, and to have the only successful thing I actually created be (and to reach its target demo HAVE to be) basically unmonetisable.

Not sure what bee's got in my bonnet rn but it's hacking me the fuck off that all the AO3 comments on Necessary Adjustments Chapter 9 rn are some variation on "OMG it finally updated!" just a complete demoralising audience conversion failure. What's the fucking point, man.

I'm looking into ways to replicate some of its comfort features for my own site in the hope of building a bigger audience for my work on ayulaoneone dot com.

It's fine, I do principally agree with AO3's policy on mentioning monetisation because for fanworks it makes complete sense and is quite important, but it's a massive pain in the ass for me and my original epic that I have to keep on there because that's where its target audience is.

"patreon"

@wirelessw.bsky.social Hey jsyk I'm not going to approve your comment on NA9 because it uses the no-no word on the don't mention the no-no word platform but I did read it and it was very touching thanks.

NECESSARY ADJUSTMENTS CHAPTER 9 IS NOW OUT AND FREE TO READ!

ON AO3! archiveofourown.org/works/259126...

ON MY WEBSITE! ayulaoneone.com/story/necess...

AND ON ITCH! ayulaoneone.itch.io/necessary09

just had to explain to someone that monsterfucking has nothing to do with energy drinks and I don't know which one of us is walking away from the conversation more traumatized

Last day to buy both of these together if you wanna support me but at a discounted price(?) but a greater price than just chapter 10 itself (??)

Anyway chapter 9 goes free tomorrow (Monday)! Ping me if I forget.

Girls (5'7") will say things like this to me (6'1") and then when we're in a room together and I hike my dress up suddenly six inches is a lot.

"No no no. What you're describing is 'Mommydomming'. What I do is MUMMYdomming. It's incredibly wasteful of medical supplies and far more racist than you might imagine"

Why is it whenever bisexual women "betray lesbians" it's always by daring ever to interact with a man? That's boring. I can think of much more fun ways to betray a lesbian. Claiming to show her the way through the evil bog but actually leading her to my lair from which she can't escape, for instance

I HAD been going to put in five hours of writing on Tuesday afternoon, but... well, direct complaints about why I didn't to @crosscountryuk.bsky.social vis-a-vis the worst train ride of my entire life.

By the way, I have to crunch to prepare for another smaller convention this weekend, so progress on Lights And Sound is halted until next week.

I am befriending all of you just to find out what your longform first names are so I can be less confused. I had utterly bewildering cross purposes con conversations because I couldn't keep it straight in my head. I'm sorry I know the initials are very grown up and gender and all but I can't do this

Okay actually big complaint about Eastercon and the UK genre fiction scene in general: There's too many people who are C. [Consonant]. [Surname]. It's out of control. I don't understand why this is happening. I've seen like four.

Ayyy.

Anyway love your little blog too btw, static site gang rise up!

Honey I'm pretty sure I conveyed both of those pieces of information to a 58 year old Anglia Ruskin Professor Emerita on Saturday and convinced them to read my most popular work. I'm afraid you were easy mode. 🤭

When we met you were wearing a Vriska shirt and coming home from an anime convention you think I had any reason to half-sell you on my freak? 😘

No no, YOU I was upfront with. I'm talking like, the published authors who won BFAs and shit.

This one would go so hard if my hair weren't fucked, gdi.

(If Women With Knives didn't phase you you're definitely ready for Finch 😆)

Speaking of knowing her, a lot of Ashley's porn writing is really good, but generally more extreme and realistic (or rather, realism-flavoured) than mine. Those who aren't sure I'd recommend read my story The Substitute Sire first. If that was a piece of cake to handle you're prob. ready for Finch.