And the award goes to Walter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WutTheWut.bsky.social

Pic of 4 white dogs wearing red bandanas and a white cat with same looking grouchy Text: when you're forced to be in the family photo

#caturday

Obama will always be the better man.

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Happy International Women’s Day! I’m grateful to serve alongside incredible women in the Senate who inspire me each and every day. Today is a reminder for women and girls across the country to be brave, bold, and stand up for what you believe in.

Which cloud cover is scarier: this Iranian morning “storm” due to Trump’s WAR or the stank and filmy later of shit covering this country due to Jeffrey fucking Epstein and Co. — INCLUDING TRUMP?!?! Either way, people have been injured/scarred/killed for NO VALID OR LAWFUL REASONING *AT ALL*.

Spring forward... Fall back... whatever.

Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

As a non-binary person, it’s hard to see this fucking SAVE Act as being 1) something that STILL exists based on how segregating and unconstitutional it is and that 2) #ComradeCheeto STILL chooses to bully our TINY part of our society and the LGBTQIA+ community. What are you “saving”, you fuck?!

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

Have some fun! It's Saturday! 😉

~ Snowbelle ❄️ 🥀 🐰

#bunny #rabbit

Talked to @robertgarcia.bsky.social

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Picture of an orange and white cat inside an i verted u shaped heater under a desk.

This is what happens when I go yo the bathroom and leave the heater on under my desk

It’s a dark day in America when a sitting Member of Congress has to remind the president that Black people are not apes.

I stand with Al Green.

Hines: I handled human trafficking cases all over Southeast Michigan. I believe survivors deserve justice, no matter who the accused is. Accountability cannot depend on whether someone is powerful, wealthy, or politically connected.

Morning.

Why does anything good that actually happens in the #USA gets fucking ruined by the #regime?!?!

Donald Trump is on national television, in the White House Press Briefing Room, whining about the Supreme Court striking down his illegal and unconstitutional tariffs like a little bitch.

And I absolutely LOVE that for him.
Fucking loser.

I wonder this morning which object deflated faster: this ‘Mexican drug cartel’ party balloon orrrrrrrrrrrr Tom Brady’s footballs? #partyballoon #spacelasers #elpasoairspace

RIP Robert Duvall

Happiness is....the way my black nose wiggles and my pink tongue mlems. 🤭🖤🐰😘

~ Jet

#bunny #rabbit

Mr. Duvall was a really wicked awesome dude. 🥰

Shapiro admin tells ICE to drop plans for PA detention centers ICE detention centers planned for Berks and Schuylkill Counties would burden residents and possibly violate state legal requirements, officials say.

"In Pennsylvania, the Shapiro administration is warning federal officials that it will not issue required state permits for two planned immigration detention centers..."

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Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

Is it more unbelievable versus any church that is in the same financial position?

About fucking time.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I mean, #PuppyKiller did shoot her deemed-to-be worthless pup in a quarry to hide her shame and lack of heart…what should we even expect at this point?! Hey, Kristi + Corey, you reap what you sow, you fucking idiots. #FAFO