So we’ve destroyed the term “generational run”. Run it into the ground, as usual.

Worth every quarter

My score on Elton John pinball at 4,989,440

me at long beach pinball looking 40 years old

I destroyed the Elton John pinball and it played I’m Still Standing and an 8-year old girl next to me sang every lyric like sister sing out louise

Definitely got that Dunkin buzz ready to put my head through my screen

Herodotus, sounds like hetero: historian, geographer, interest in war

Homer, sounds like homo: poet, storyteller, a flair for drama

It’s right there.

Senator Honey Mahogany will approve

Me using voice to text is the most boomer thing about me. Maybe the most boomer peak I will ever reach. And I cannot apologize for it. Even when the word period shows up at the end of a sentence.

I love having three glasses of wine and dming Avan Jogia

And yes I do think it’s a gay guy thing to touch your chin in moments of silence

Downloaded touchtunes over the network knowing I will destroy the vibe and come to find out the bar is not a touchtunes spot. A blessing.

Summer of 69 plays. Canadian sleeper cell code activated.

Watching Zootopia 2 between plane seats and what the fuck is going on in this movie

Ronan Farrow under studio lighting. I see his mama now.

It feels personal at this point

Candian geese flying: Beautiful, elegant

Canadian geese on the sidewalk: Shit. Shit everywhere. They cannot stop shitting.

The long weekend strategy of flushing my Friday down the drain leads to me running every minute of my Saturday with WASPy precision

my number 1 from day 1

I’m straight
April Fools
Unless

The only person I want a welcome back from

my boyfriend bought me this cheers t-shirt and i love it

I think personal blogging sites are going to make a comeback and I’m prepared to read all your posts

Nothing better than a clean cut to meet the parents!

got a short haircut and im wearing a ghost the band shirt

got a haircut. going to see my boyfriend this weekend. over-caffeinated. feeling normal.

I’m an excellent coach 🙂‍↕️

i’m standing in the mirror shirtless again and flexing my arm and i need a better pastime

good morning to the gay and gay adjacent someone asked me to spot them today for the first time and then asked someone else for their remaining sets and i’m not taking it personally

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

🥵

I love a tequila sunrise. But today. Whew. Different story lol

LGTV

*taking a sip of tequila fighting for my life to not barf, hands shaking, drop sweat on my back, eyes crossed* Happy Pride!

You’re telling me a can of 12.5% margarita cut water is LEGAL