ive seen the devil with my own two eyes. sitting there with a sinister grin hidden by the shadow of his hat. #sinner #devil #shark @sharkcartel.bsky.social

shmexy
glomp
rawrrrr
xD
pupper
doggo
^ this
neuro-spicy
adulting
totes mcgoats
heckin
haters
epic
w00t
the bomb dot com
noms
awesome sauce
wifey
hubby
preggo
i did a thing

Yes, I’m angry, watching the concept of women rebranded to weakness.

And people forgetting that they benefit from the hard work of queer people and immigrants.

I’m not saying we pick every fight with these sycophantic weirdos, but sometimes they need a reminder of who we are.

coronavirus (not to scale)

Y’all, if a minecraft world is infinite, why is there a day and night cycle?

Why’s this making me goon?

ONE TWO THREE ~GOON~. Mixed media art

apples adam reduction?

A white-tailed deer looking at the camera. There is snow on the ground in the background.

Lady White-tailed Deer. She and two other does often bed down out back near the creek.

does this mean condoms are firewalls for your dick

I VOLUNTEER.

a close up of a cat 's face with its eyes closed . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its eyes closed .

Me when stampy:

Colonoscopy? I can do it.

Missing u

I see i see i see.

@sethmattioda. you have been replaced. i hope ur happy.

A message that could light the screen, But silence falls, where you have been. Each ping, my heart leaps for a sign,But still, no text, no word, no rhyme.
I miss the little notes you’d send,
So here I wait, with hope in mind,
For the day you’ll text, and ease my mind. @stonecoldsweetie.bsky.social

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@jimforfun1956.bsky.social Hi

madison waters im just f*Cked in the head arent i

The men, Have taken over.

They will always eventually rip us to shreds, and delete us from existence.

My time has come little one, Stay strong, You’re next.

I am appointing Amina Zhang Yiming as the new queen of “mi gwan tek mi own life”. #wasianwomenpresidency2024

Last will and testament.

I give, devise, and bequeath all my personal and real property, including any money, possessions, and other assets, to @littlekandiraver.bsky.social & @zhangtiktok.bsky.social.

When im on the 16th carriage to the solo poly hijabi amputee lookalike contest with a queen who never cries and holds space for defying gravity in queer media

Image of cranberry jelly from a can, with characteristic ribbing.

Sorry for the canned joke.

At the breakfast buffet, and even though I don’t want to, I can’t stop staring at the sandal-wearing old man’s toenails. They’re like Dracula’s eyes

Mamala @kamalaharrisbsky.bsky.social @kamalaharrisbsky.bsky.social @kamalaharrisbsky.bsky.social @kamalahqrepeater.bsky.social @littlekandiraver.bsky.social #Mamala #Kamala #Kamala #Trump

Zhang what is this ? Did you get hacked