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This is insane, tinpot authoritarian shit.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/u...
"Open the pod bay door?"
Severance would've never been made if one guy controlled all of Hollywood.
That's just one reason why we have to put a stop to the Warner Brothers-Paramount merger.
75% of my followers are beautiful young women that want to show me their navals and what not. ๐ฎโ๐จ
It's all just overtly blatant.
With their grifting there are NO COINCIDENCES.
My second favorite movie quote in the world closely followed by "Open the pod bay doors Hal"
The young people in our @obamafoundation.bsky.social Leaders program give me hope. One of those leaders, Luisa Neubauer, is working to fight climate change and recently traveled to Antarctica.
This Earth Day, I hope you'll check out her incredible story.
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Live from @theonion.com HQ.
F these F ing F ers
What's more disturbing is the thought of musk having anything to do with GPS III. ๐ฌ
It's no joke around here mister, and it all starts with quality footwear...
SAFETY FIRST!
Yes, you heard that right,
๐ฅพINDUSTRY๐ฅพ
"... for industry"
Ha, There was a mechanic in my neighborhood that got famously rolled up for a "rental car swap out" scheme. He was repairing his customers cars with parts lifted from rental vehicles.
My GMC van possibly implicated ๐ฌ
When that day inevitably comes I'll call you Bliss until you come up with something permanent.
A Champion brand gas powered log splitter with a 27 ton capacity shown in the crate it was delivered in completely unassembled. Visible are wheels, the hydraulic ram, bottles of hydraulic fluid, etc.
Me feeling pretty good about myself with the fully assembled log splitter hitched to the back of my ancient Toyota Sequoia
Almost sounds like a long haiku.
I bought and assembled a log splitter yesterday. They said it couldn't be done without a second person to assist. HA I say!
(the dull pain radiating from my hip that I woke up with this morning has nothing to do with it ๐ซค)
In the past 10 years, I have failed to complete the a.m. death scan only a handful of times and those instances were due to network outages. ๐
Inoculating the world with AI slop one image at a time! ๐๐๐
Thank you Space... You suck!
Got anything regarding the recent iOS update? ๐
Won't support the new green deal.
Voted for a resolution memorializing Charlie Kirk after his death.
In the 2023 spending freeze he pretty much sided with Republicans calling their ridiculous overtures "reasonable"
AIPAC beneficiary
ETC ETC ETC
Wait 4 it...
Not a country music fan, but this is ๐ฅ
NEW: The IRGC Navy attacked and likely redirected two cargo ships into Iranian territorial waters on April 22. The two vessels appear to have been exiting the Strait of Hormuz with their AIS systems off when both came under IRGC fire. (1/8)
In a very 'on-brand' development for the self-described "Christians" who support Trump, MAGA/Christian singer Phillip Vaught has been arrested for child sex abuse.
This is what Trump and his GOP, Christian Nationalist backers stand for.
Anyone want to bet on his chances for a pardon?
Was the bear alive at the time?
Armed 'No Kings' counter-protester in Tenn. faces new charges, including child porn www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
"They went door-to-door to tell their neighbors what the city had not told them: The data center would use twice as much electricity as all of Monterey Park."
The cityโs notification in English reached only 40 people living within 500 feet. Activists worked in English, Chinese, Spanish & more!