Coulda gotten a later round pick back or something. But whatever, be hyped it’s always fun when your team makes splashy moves

Yeah he’s a great addition. Just always tough to spend a lot of draft capital plus cap space. But yeah, it’s a win-now gamble for sure

Just rough for CIN to give up such a high draft pick plus break out a big contract.

Woof..

Wow, does he need a new contract too? Cause that’d be a steep overall price if so

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Falling for ragebait isn’t a character flaw, it’s a hobby

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

Jfc drop out dude

US ICE detains Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen for entering US illegally.

Richard Bradley, dressed in a Union soldier's uniform, cuts down the Confederate flag from atop the 50-foot pole in front of San Francisco City Hall, April 15, 1984.

Hoping “if able to” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. (Placating trump)

Theoretically Trump can’t withdraw the US from NATO without congressional approval but nothing seems to matter anymore so who knows

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

I’m gonna spend so much money on high resolution prints for wall art from this mission lol

What’s frustrating is if Dems ever retake the office, the second that democratic president so much as farts in the Oval Office, the media will go right back to nonstop coverage of it as a monumental scandal

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

let’s go, artemis!!

I feel like he literally has a goal of making it impossible to rewatch Veep.

A meme showing a game show crowd chanting “Is. That. Good.”

Been stealing this from Zitron a lot lately

Kamara might be washed, but Kellen not using RBs as pass catchers will forever make me disappointed this offense

A legit possibility that if Iran could send Trump a big golden trophy, big new Middle Eastern Peace Award, he'd settle with them for whatever terms they offered.

you can at “with Christ” to the end of any sentence to make it legal to say online

it’s like “in minecraft” but for christians

Guillotines.

cc @gregdoucette.bsky.social

This is such a politically stupid thing to do.

Someone do a wellness check on the “mueller she wrote” person