Eddie and Volt love me. I’ve peaked @dateeverything.bsky.social

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE COSPLAY FROM THE DATE EVERYTHING GAME

I worry about the addiction of convenience

Gemini: Your goal may seem out of reach, but that’s only because it’s totally unrealistic.

Today I got to horrify students by saying “sperm and egg cells”. The world felt good and true in that one moment.

I’m going to throw up.

Gemini: You can't fix a monkey paw problem with a monkey paw but keep trying. It's hilarious!

In one week I’m going on a small stage to perform a little stand up. I’m not nervous I’ll fail. I’m nervous I’ll fall in love lol

Gemini: There are an infinite number of universes, and in all of them you self destruct.

Therapy is great, but might I recommend watching 30min of Vegeta/Bulma edits?

As a teacher, I’m already embedded in the community. I’m doing community work all the time. Now I’m just gonna be a little more strategic.

I’ve decided that I can’t live in the space of “I’m not doing enough”

I just got a refurbished phone and can now take .5 photos. I feel so young and so old at the same time.

Go Mandi!!!

WWOD

What would the orcas do?✨

I’ve officially started typing out the outline for my tiny baby stand up routine 😬

I’m obsessed with that picture lol

I was wrong. Squeaked one out

I just don’t have any videos in me. Only sponge mode.

When I tell you this is my strength and I’m about to build bridges with my nebbiness!

I’ve just been recommended that for fatty liver.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I JUST taught about Nazi Germany. Looks like we’ll be having a revisit.

Today is not pleasant. Yesterday was… gross. It’s going to be a long four years. But in other news… the orca designs are trending on my various platforms again. May the orca energy be with you ✨

The way I will destroy them

If I were really smart, I’d only use my phone for school closing info and dragon age fanfiction for the next 24hrs

😂😂😂

Gemini: You will be suddenly struck by a sense of clarity and optimism about the future, and then a hail of bullets.