Birthday in 20 days :3

My mom just said 6 or 7 guys I can't fucking do this

Porn

Waiting for this OLD HAG to FINISH CHECKING IN so that I CAN CHECK INTO THE DOCTOR'S FOR AN ULTRASOUND. I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 15 MINUTES

Whenever I exercise my balls start hurting

I was singing poker face in the shower. Then I pulled a back muscle and then I proceeded to replace every lyric with my back problem

REMAKING MY FUCKING REGULUS AGAIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE ME

A black and white cat crouched low to the ground, staring intensely with glowing eyes from the shadows.

POV: You are the chicken

I wonder how different the fortnite community would be like if people actually listened to this

A black and white cat with big yellow eyes is sitting inside a white tunnel, looking up as if asking to play.

Wanna play with me?

A tuxedo cat with folded ears sits on a bed in dim lighting. Only the white of its chest and whiskers stand out in the dark.

Dear diary, today I didn’t get a whole chicken again…

Two tan bunnies snuggle with one resting its head on the other.

Why do I wake up with my back so sweaty

Macro/Micro furs will get a kick outta this

I literally have to mute your account because there's nothing but mlp shit

Movie critics when a movie doesn't need a complicated plot and appeals to children: 😡😡😡

@yoshiofevil.bsky.social stop reposting my little pony shit

"Trump plans to travel to Saudi Arabia in May"

I hope they deport him.

I despise the fact that the new dolly feature in VRChat is behind a fucking pay wall.

Should I make Sama's floppy ears canon to his design? :3333

What's the opera extension that lets you follow all of the people from twitter to bluesky?

Sonic Forces OST - Theme of Infinite YouTube video by Sonic the Hedgehog

WHY DID WE JUST SLEEP ON INFINITE'S THEME?!?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKjO...

CORI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Oh I use Cursed Tools to kill curses, I use my Cursed Technique.” 🔨🪓🗡️

*Some kid named Yuji Itadori who ate a finger*

Lets Throw fucking Hands.
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