Petition to ban tiny ass washer/dryers from apartments because my space is already small! I need to be able to do more than 4 items of laundry at a time to not make it feel even smaller

Look, I’m happy about it, but it is *very* surreal having the Eagles be America’s favorite team for once. Very used to you hating us all!

BREAKING: With zero points and zero field goals in Super Bowl LIX experts agree Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker would’ve been more useful had he stayed home, cooked dinner, and watched his kids.

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

the American flag made up of all Black Men✊🏾 #kendrick #superbowl

Final thoughts on Super Bowl LIX…

Hurts was terrific.
The Eagles coaches were excellent.
Talent discrepancy was stark on both sides of the ball.

But most importantly…

TRENCH PLAY MATTERS.

I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.

Now I do.

What’s insulting is you trying to get a good dig in. 😂 Those stats compare, quite similarly actually.

Talking to you was a mistake since reading comprehension clearly isn’t your strong suit.

If that’s your approach, explain to me how that applies to Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson…

99 days until Valkyries

One gif doesn’t discredit the literal statistics I posted above 🤡

You got something coming Sunday if you think that’s Jalen’s best skill.

99 days until the 2025 WNBA season starts

Excited to explain to the next generation how Damar Hamlin never won Comeback Player of the Year

@unrivaledwbb.bsky.social is the most fun I’ve had watching sports in a long time.

I will dump the Sixers the moment Philly has a WNBA team. I can't wait

Onward.

Cartoon comparing serious and quick action after a CEO shooting and essentially no action acted 971 school shootings in 2024 alone.

It’s not wrong.

Luigi Mangione

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

#WhyNotBoth

The explanation from the ref was *TOTAL BULL JIVE*! While it wasn't the only reason the #Eagles lost, as the article said, it's a totally preventable one. Players need to be held accountable, but so do the officials.

I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.

Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.

As of today, Taylor Allison Swift is fully eligible to run for President of the United States of America.

Happy Birthday Taylor 😎