Everyone can sniff out that I'm single now and it's funny af

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"

We were both feeling cute and wanted attention

If I seem too busy it's because I am lol sry

Irvine Welsh is actually a boomer but we'll let it slide

Starting a Gay Ass Gen X Book Club...we only read Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, and Irvine Welsh (respectively)

Emo Lesson Hour

Lotus is gonna get an earful on Tuesday.....

Eerrrrhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT

if astrology isn’t real then why am I like this

I went from needing Real Housewives of New York Season 3 on to go to sleep to Deepest Sleep Music | Sleep Music 528hz | Miracle Tone Healing 10 hour YouTube video to go to sleep

Oh the new moon was yesterday....lol

I AM TIRED OF ENTITLED WHITE MEN THINKING THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM

Fuck u best buy!!!!

Coffee Bro (derogatory)

I needed to be reminded of my power

Bout time for my nightly reddit doom scrolling before falling asleep to binaural beats to lucid dream to (it doesn't help w lucid dreaming but it knocks me tf out that's for sure)

I love getting high and sexualizing myself

Robert Palmer enjoyer

Told my main bitch that she worthless
SPANKED HER.
Asked my side bitch if she hungry
SPANKED HER

I need my gen z friends around to keep me young....I feed off their youth and they don't even know it.

If I see another fred meyer commercial, I'm gonna off myself

Moon in gemini......peak saturn return......goth music......🌝

You're annoying!
And YOU'RE annoying!!
And YOUUUUUUUU YOU ARE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturn return, i won't survive

I would like to die

Vicious Games

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