I think Michael Shannon would be a great choice for a Meat Loaf biopic. I probably wouldn't see it, but I'd think "oh, great casting" when I see a poster at a train station

Nobody does vagueposting like sports fans. You'll see an entire timeline of messages like "THE ERA OF RETRIBUTION IS NOW. NO MORTAL CAN WITHSTAND THE LONG AWAITED JUDGEMENT" and you find out they're talking about the third baseball game of the season

John Cazale Simulator

Memory-holing The Weasel to protect the next generation, like the elders from The Village

A sinister plot from Big Heavy to artificially inflate the price of weights

It was INSTANT internal revilement, my body just snapped shut my laptop shut and started marching towards a career expo. It doesn't know what adults do but that's in the ballpark

Never felt more of an immediate need to get my life together than hearing a film guy I like on YouTube, a fully grown man, does not know who Pauly Shore is

It’s crazy that the only real enforcement of the Geneva convention this century has been to crack down on video games using red crosses on graphics for med packs

I miss tending to my Winamp library like tilling the field. Making sure the album art is uploaded, all the metadata in the right place. Like rotating crops, in many ways

About 12 years ago there was a four-month period where every video on the YouTube homepage was a glowing red 1000-degree kitchen knife carving through Pepsi cans and it was the closest we've ever gotten to world peace

He's Justicepilled

"...Are you mogging me right now?"

It's been a while since I've had some good Jacob News (News Exclusively For Jacob™)

Bart Simpson looking nuked out of his mind with confusion

Logging into Pokémon TCG Pocket for the first time in a little while and being informed that my silly little mobile game that I fiddle with while folding clothes requires a 1.4GB update

Oh wow it really IS Pokémon Stadium Time

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

Officially, I'll say going to Montreal to find Chantal, but honestly, take your pick

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

In my personal experience posters for starter personalities are just whatever's left at Kmart on Sunday

The only thing outside these dynamics that springs to my mind is maybe Spawn?? It's a whole universe of entirely selfish motivations where freaks just bump each other off to get ahead. Everyone's a crab in a big bucket duking it out for self-preservation

Perfect case in point: Captain Boomerang

A coffee shop called Calavera

Isn't this that looksmaxxing fella

I was comparing the ticketing between comedy fest and MIFF and thought, "What if you could get some sort of #MICF passport that got you into everything for like $500?" Then I remembered that's just being a comedian.

The Grandad Who Ate Paint

Something about the eyes reminds me of The Grandad Who Ate Paint

GOTTA LOG ON TO MPLAYER

MAYBE I CAN STILL GET THAT JACKET

I think there should be consequences for actions, personally. And if those actions are carried out by the highest echelons of power in the world, then boy howdy,

Bunnings Snag Tokusatsu

Interesting choice to photograph your console collection like it's a crime scene negative from a Kiyoshi Kurosawa film but I respect it