...maybe - just maybe - he's actually the worst president in history

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.

The Electoral College is the OG of DEI.

Peace, but only during trading hours

Dr. Jesus didn’t have a vagina throat…just sayin’

More outstanding work by The Great Jessica Tarlov.

I am worried, I am in hospital today. None of the Doctors look like a fat Jesus.

My black dog Oscar.

I’m Oscar. I eat dandelions. Today I barked at a fly.

I pray that Pope Leo excommunicates Trump, Vance, Hegseth, Leavitt, and everyone else within 200 feet of the Oval Office.
So mote it be.

this new series is actually disappointing…

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

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I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

So it turns out Melanie came to the US on an Epstein visa, not an Einstein visa.

How the fuck is the president and Secretary of State at a UFC fight in Miami while war negotiations affecting the world economy are falling apart.

And I know that MFer isn’t going to try to play golf tomorrow too.

👇👇

Anyone wanna take bets on the ceasefire officially breaking down right about the time the stock market closes tomorrow?

It’s almost like a trans-national crime syndicate is masquerading as our government.

He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait.

He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it.

Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

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How many times can Lucy pull the football before Charlie Brown catches on???

The Trump (Epstein) Regime has been breaking the Epstein Accountability Law for the last 109 days.

Arrests: 2

Keep this circulating.
#MAGAProtectsPedophiles
#MAGAIsTheDeepState
#ReleaseAllTheTrumpEpsteinFiles
#StopTheCoverUp
#PedophileProtector
#EpsteinAccountabilityTracker

It’s TACO Tuesday!

Did Iran agree to open the strait???
Big piece missing there, skippy.

One man put us in this deadly quagmire. One man is wrecking our economy. One man’s immigration agents have terrorized our communities. One man has ridden roughshod over our system of government.

We said "No Kings" 250 years ago. Congress must say "No Kings" today.

If not, they must be replaced.

For no particular reason I’m kind of regretting never having played a Fallout game today

This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now

Far Side comic I'll tell you what this means, Norm-- no size restrictions and Screw the limit.

Just because gallows humor is all I’ve got left.

Nyet.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.