perhaps I am acting out my childhood trauma on these Good Moms because my parents didn’t give two shits about this stuff. Jotting that down for therapy next week. but no really I think it’s just VERY BORING
DISrespectfully I don’t care what classes your kid is taking in their associates degree program. like at all.
My coworkers are sweeties but they all have kids in their twenties and we’re at a conference & they want to talk about what their kids are up to (their college majors, their girlfriends, what their apartments look like) and I… how do I put this… DO NOT CARE AT ALL. :) it’s TOO MUCH INFO.
me, pedantic, after the algorithm forced me to watch clips from Bieberchella about 100x: the song should actually be called one FEWER lonely girl
shout out to my fellow void posters. not here to make good posts just here to rid my brain of troublesome thoughts
Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.
shout out to my favorite microlooter mutual whom I will not tag here www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/o...
the Face I Made when I saw George HW Bush’s face real big on the side of a building… at least the Republicans where I live mostly hide it
the sheer number of Men In Blue Suits in Washington DC is overwhelming (I never come here despite living 1 hour away)
Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women
Priceless post from the official White House social media
”I have a job but I don’t have any opinions about it” - ok 👍
anyone in government who says they’re not political is either lying or a weirdo imo
not making excuses, but I don’t think it’s possible to do the job and not feel isolated and embattled. Maybe IGs shouldn‘t stay in any one place too long
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
“To say that President Trump is corrupt is to somehow understate the size, scope and magnitude of his corruption.
It is as if you were to describe a modern thermonuclear device as a ‘bomb.’ That is true enough, but it is not quite the truth. It does not capture the nature of the thing in full.”
It’s a nonsensical explanation
Earth Day baby! Public transit is free in Maryland. 💚🌎🌱 to celebrate I’m taking MARC for free to one of the worst places in the world…. Washington DC
to be fair both of those things are true
Govans Girlies unite
riding past it and remembering neighborhood opposition to Peabody Heights Brewery based on (1) someone will park in front of my house and (2) it’s ACROSS the street from a SCHOOL.
all my group chats are talking about the one topic on everybody’s mind: girl wtf happened to the IG, she’s lost it
I thought at some point I would naturally become the kind of elegant lady who gets her nails done and doesn't immediately bump into something, totally messing it up. And I thought it would happen before I was in my early 40s. but it didn't.
brain is cooked but also… older people shouldn’t be allowed to engage with AI or perhaps the internet at all, they’re like people without exposure to smallpox, they don’t have the antibodies
lol that was a big swing and a miss from the IG, damn 🤪
Hieu Truong! sounds familiar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤪
don't MESS with me or I will CARRY YOU (but you gotta hold still)
I love a heavy carry, you feel like the lightest feather afterwards
bragtime: I maxed out my gym’s kettlebell weights (70lb each hand) for my 50m farmers carry today 😌
sending out prayers to the gods of compound interest that I can retire before I’m 50. I’ll even accept one day before.
when that guy said “I don't want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day” - I felt that. big time