So you don’t know how to get through the Strait of Hormuz…EITHER?!

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#SHUTUP!!!

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That Kash Patel statement in full

Shelling a cargo boat while you’ve been obliterated and are laying at the bottom of the sea is some trick if you can do it.

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#ItAintHalfHotMum
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Stay on the Road, lads. Beware the Moors.
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Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear William
Happy Birthday to You

#April23 #WilliamShakespeare
#BardofAvon
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Stay on the Road, lads. Beware the Moors.
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Doctor Jesus is gonna get ya!
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Fuck Off Nigel
Fuck Off Donald
Fuck off Reform
Fuck Off Fascists.

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The Ideal shirt to wear when you’re up in front of a Commons Committee.

#NotMyFault #NonEstMeaCulpa
#NotMyCircyNotMyMonkeys

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THIS is far from impossible!!

“When did you last see your father?”
‘I have never met my father. In fact the Foreign Office never told me I had a father’
(Oil on Canvas Artist: William Frederick Yeames 1878)
#fucktrump

Me? Peter Mandelson? The 13th Prince of Darkness? Here? In Washington? Given another job by a Labour Government? With MY reputation?

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“Are you Sir Olly Robbins?”…

#DenyEverythingOlly.

Beaaaah!

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Some dates for your diary:

23rd April - #Shakespeare’s Birth/Death.
May 4th - #StarWars Day.
June 6th - #DDay Anniv.
Nov 3rd- Midterm Elections/Impeach the Fat Fuck Day. #fucktrump
#Tshirts
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#FuckTrump

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“I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter. RAVVID”
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“…and that was back when £100,000 was considered a lot of money…to steal”

Beaaaah!

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Scary Dad Dancing.

They certainly weren’t Germ Free. And they were hardly adolescents. But they were #TheYoungOnes

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We’ve got Jesus in Our Barn!
(We haven’t really, he’s called Brian!)

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