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Posts by geoffwood
Uh oh boomer cartoon spilled into reality
Fingers crossed I can get a lot of mileage out of this next few years
Nobody sneaks a Christopher Lambert past me
Looney Tunes pushing woke critical race theory
Gyles Brandreth you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you.
Requiescat in Pee-wee
Keep forgetting about the third Blippi
Reading some of the Busytowns and yikes so archaic. Ooh the farmer sold veggies and bought a suit from the tailor and then the tailor bought a cake from the baker etc. Surely some hack did a take off where Lowly Worm does BSYTWN app and gets 70% of all this and all lose their business and home.
I found it, the absolute worst Quentin Tarantino haircut
Hate it when that happens ๐
I was like no way he's punching his bones straight out of him but whoo the next page. Fist of the North Star don't mess around fella.
Unfortunate news, that appears to be the new-new model which we just got for Christmas and the records seem to operate on some sort of RF chip thingummy rather than any manner of forgeable analog grooving. I was kinda weirdly bummed to discover lol.
Did this shit-eating dog, this so-called director, in the sense that a toilet is a painting, even work with Tom Cruise?
"Dear John, who's more popular now" is kinda funny in light of John eventually getting assassinated and the Beatles never really ever budging in popularity
Listening to Larry Norman cos I value novelty most and I know it's the point of the Jesus Movement but wow his politics are confusing. Searing anti-racism followed up with "why can't we pray in school" and this Subterranean Homesick Blues-alike about how Jesus is better than rock (which is dying)
In desperate need of more soul music with fake calliope this is my new favorite song and genre
Just put your thumb over the hole and shake it and get it all over the entire room you're in
If Gilligan's Island were airing today, "Vamp Ginger" would launch such a fan fiction movement she would have her own show on The CW
May I be perhaps the first in the entirety of human history to say "based Bob Hope"
I like to think I have a high tolerance for awful vanity projects but wow this is unusually appalling.
- the weird pseudo Muscle Shoals Horns on Swanee of all songs
- Regis is so anemic and reedy in voice why would you do Jolson
- why would you do Jolson aren't you from Connecticut or some shit
Very sad to watch a movie and be reminded of the forgotten glories of Olde Hollywood, truly a different era
At Home is the weirdest store. I thought I just went to one with a relaxed GM but I went to another one on the opposite side town and exact same scenario! Club store square footage with dollar store staffing. Not proportional, same staffing. Multiple moldy abandoned coffee cups in both. Wild West.
Did not know they did a Most Dangerous Game episode of Gilligan's Island. Shook.
Live to pull off fit like this some day
Seems kinda funny that the "I fed a computer 1000 hours of X and here are the results" meme died once that technology became commonplace and it became known that it actually never produces anything humorous or noteworthy.
Blippi on vinyl RSD 2024 near me
Striking while the iron is hot
I never knew that the popularization of the "Bomb Iran" derivation of "Barbara Allen" can be traced to the efforts of one dude in particular, and that furthermore he looks like a "friend of Gary Glitter"*
*hair joke not legally actionable innuendo