Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by oomfa thurman

Post image

You put this in me. So now what. So now what.

12 hours ago 3 0 0 0

Love to hit Hide post for me. It’s like, shush!

18 hours ago 6 1 0 0

My birthday is at the end of Taurus season so I get to be extra stubborn until then (May 18) xo

21 hours ago 9 0 0 0
Post image

I have nothing to say today

21 hours ago 7 0 0 0

7 minutes of connectivity issues before discovering I could’ve answered her question in a single Slack message. 📍 Marked Safe From Firings

1 day ago 6 0 0 0
Post image

I’ve been into “scrobbling” lately

1 day ago 14 0 1 0
Video

Can we get together. I really. I really want to be with you-ouh. Come on check it out WITH ME. I hope you. I hope you feel the same way too-ouh.

1 day ago 5 0 0 0

Manager booked a meeting for 9AM Monday oh I’m cooked.

1 day ago 6 0 0 1

Today’s #LGBTSweety is the Taco Bell drive thru girl

1 day ago 9 0 1 0

Safety. In numbersh.

2 days ago 5 0 0 0
Advertisement
Post image

Just had a “margarita flight”

2 days ago 10 0 0 0

I tried to get into the new Olivia track I really did but journaling music just does not do it for me

2 days ago 2 0 0 0
Preview
a disco ball is spinning in a dark room with purple lights . ALT: a disco ball is spinning in a dark room with purple lights .

I feel so freeeeeeeeeee

2 days ago 8 0 0 0

absolutely absolutely

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

Oh thank god she won bc she did not win the lip sync imo

3 days ago 6 0 1 0

Ann Dowd won a guest Emmy the second that makeup artist put just one molecule of blue makeup on her face

3 days ago 6 0 0 0

I dig it! very Future Lovers. it has album opener all over it

3 days ago 2 0 0 0

I am Authentically Me™ at work but I sometimes pretend to be a Sw*ftie to earn favour with white women I have nothing in common with

4 days ago 20 0 2 0
Post image

I completely forgot I’m halfway through Expedition 33

4 days ago 7 0 0 0
Preview
a man and a woman are sitting in the stands watching a basketball game . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in the stands watching a basketball game .

I’m on the edge of my seat

4 days ago 1 0 0 0
Advertisement

I’m watching The (wtf is) MDNA Tour and my edible just took off during that crazy Gang Bang performance OMG

4 days ago 5 0 2 0
Preview
New Wave Groove (feat. Rochelle Jordan) by Honey Dijon on Apple Music

This one

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

joshie is stronger than widespread app issues

4 days ago 1 0 0 0

This jank site… I blame Taydolf.

4 days ago 10 0 1 0
Post image

Me & Jeep

5 days ago 24 0 0 0
Preview
Every Now And Then by Girls Aloud on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 4:25

This song did more for me than my university degree

5 days ago 3 0 0 0
Video

In the evidence of its brilliance

5 days ago 7 0 0 0

I may be shaking my head but I AM laughing.

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

I truly admire your fearlessness 💜

5 days ago 1 0 1 0
Advertisement
Confessions On A Dance Floor: Part II - July 3, 2026. Pre-order now!
Confessions On A Dance Floor: Part II - July 3, 2026. Pre-order now! YouTube video by Madonna

GAG IT

6 days ago 4 0 0 0