I've never met you but this is exactly what I pictured.

To put it another way, if you fill up a totally-empty gas guzzler with a 16-gallon tank in Chicago, the state sales tax on gas comes out to almost exactly the cost of a single round-trip on a CTA bus. Which of those two options should we be financially incentivizing during a gas price shock?

If I could do anything in the world right now I would do nothing. I just want to sit on my couch. I guess sitting is something, but that's it. Just sit there. Maybe lay down too. Probably take a nap. With my dog. But that's it. Maybe watch a movie too. And have a snack. But nothing else.

I'm already over work this week even though this Monday morning has actually been fine because working is boring and it sucks and I hate it.

I think about this joke weekly.

Maybe they should ask the hot dog lady if she knows who grogu is.

(This is somehow about baseball)

Perfect

Maybe the people who want AI to take over all the jobs will also make AI customers for those jobs and there can be an entire economy of AI buyers and sellers and then the rest of us can set up a separate economy for actual human people to work and buy things.

Can you get a steroid contact high?

Ribs are what god used to make women. It's like she's a cannibal if she's eating a rib. That's just basic science. Ask god he'll tell you.

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What college kid wants to attend that kind of event? Obviously a...

Today in Minor League transactions:

The Angels promoted LHP Houston Harding to Triple-A.
The White Sox promoted C Boston Smith to High-A.

Those moves again:

Los Angeles sent Houston to Salt Lake.
Chicago moved Boston to Winston-Salem.

Jimmy Page gave us all an industry Plant in 1968 and that worked out just fine.

Good times

This is going to be a big time saver for both of us.

Just the good ones. I probably won't bother to share the good ones, but we all know what they are. If it's a good opinion than we both agree!

For the record, I pretty much agree with the smart people and disagree with the dumb people on stuff. You can safely assume my opinion is the same as the best opinions available, and because of that you should have like a ton of respect for me.

As we write in the book, a traffic report that says there’s been a crash on the highway that will make you late to work probably means someone has been seriously injured or killed. Most people just don’t want to reckon with that reality.

I'm just going to take a moment to check the score of the Cubs game since I am busy at the moment and can't watch and OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL THESE GUYS SUCK

I have a feeling this Cubs team sucks and is terrible and also sucks.

Season no longer saved.

Bregman saved the season!

BO & Leo. That could be a fun rhyming thing to call them if they meet. You can use it if you want.

I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but in my opinion, there's a lot of weird. Too much weird, if I am being totally honest.

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Welp... time to catch up on the work I ignored yesterday thinking the world was going to end last night.

Nope. Can't do a parade. Gas is too expensive.

They should only count if they're intentional.

Banked three pointers shouldn't count.