"Please. Compared to what I was like even a few years ago, I don't treat myself nearly as much as I used to! I used to have you put those muscles to work carrying my goodies~!"

"It's true. More personal, even frivolous measures that aren't suited for the sake of protection or expansion are expected to be your own investment."

"But as the peasantfolk put it best? Sometimes, you just gotta treat yourself~!"

"Why would I be using my little brother's coins, when I got my own?"

"Things may not be ideal, that much is true."

"But a girl still wants her new Water Park-Castle Combo! And the timing couldn't be better with all this new territory Morton scouted out~!"

"𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰, 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴. 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘭’ 𝘮𝘦~?"

AU Portrayal of Wendy O. Koopa
👑 Descriptive
👑 Super Mario/Multiverse RP
👑 Rated T for Mature themes and language