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Posts by 🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️

(flirting) i want to cut you into pieces so I can see every inch of you from every angle

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lesbian experimental hiphop

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citrus juice/mango loco work for breakfast because the flavor is "ascendant". standard soda flavors are only for lunch/dinner because the taste is "maintaining" or "continuance". chocolate/cream has a flavor of "conclusion". seltzer disgusts me because it tastes of "void"

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they did this on The Blacklist with James Spader

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happy 20th anniversary to Mother 3!

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my account is empty after getting my meds yesterday and i'm out of food and other essentials. my dad took another week off work because of health issues. i still need to raise the money but i need to just get by for now. this is impossible. any help is appreciated.

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honestly that might be too optimistic a timeline

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i can't wait for 3-5 years from now when all the cis girls start calling themselves "clocky"

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D-Clussie and Her Horsechestra

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Parappa the Rapper and His Orchestra

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House M.D. And His Orchestra

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Melissa Catastrophe And Her Orchestra

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the show last night was SO FUN ive never danced so hard in my life :DDD

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swirly glasses labcoat girl wearing a shirt that says "my reputation pre-seeds me" and and she's holding a leash attached to a girl who's like a foot taller and she has wolf or maybe dog ears and her shirt says "Reputation" and they're both trans and they're not skinny !!!

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fuck me the dub fx show was fickong 9ncreidke
fuckong incredivle

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i saw 3 crosswalk lights flashing in unison and got turned on for a split second. the city is a woman and im living on her mata nui style

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lame hat man

lame hat man

he's not wearing the hat :/

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this guy was one of the openers and his music was fine but there was definitely something a little off with his vibe and I just checked the video I took and he was literally rapping about cryptocurrency lmao

10 months ago 3 1 1 0

oh shit he's opening for dub fx again

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SKA GIRL SUMMER 2 APPROACHES

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agreed

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hello women

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oh nooo im wounded whatever will I do,,,

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adam savage 🤝 adam warrock

i will do science to it (homosexual)

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incredible

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all still true except it's been 3 months now. my account's empty. my doctor won't refill my meds until i see her in person in a town 40 miles away. there is no rideshare here. i truly do not know what the fuck to do but i need money. if you're an angel who can help with my car repairs i need you now

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it burst and spurted on my chest right after??!?

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me in the pussy if im being honest

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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

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cister just called me and asked if I know what mechsploitation is who taught u that word??

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