after 10 minutes of scrolling i had to mute “don’t skip!” just so i can see literally any other type of skeet

Don’t be insane she doesn’t have a cousin named Melissa she is obviously a body double hired by the record label

oh she’s misterbnb level of gay

welcome appies are my favourite part of a dinner party

😍, 😮‍💨, 🤤, 🥵

watching the boys is so funny as a torontonian because it’ll say “Brittany, France” and then awkwardly pan to the scarborough bluffs

on behalf of the icers of the world, we’ll do better 🙏

No bakery on earth serving cake thick enough to honour the occasion 😔 but happy birthday anyways 😚

heavyyyy

Trying to catch up on Euphoria before the new season and JESUS this show is tough as a binge

a video game character holding a sword next to another character with wings ALT: a video game character holding a sword next to another character with wings

smash me bro

hollow like a chocolate bunny

yes, what’s inside 😇

hiding some eggs you’ll never guess where 🐣

him and his wife saw a man on vacation with it and thought it was funny so she bought it for him 🤣

now his dad has a “TELL ME IM A GOOD BOY” shirt on what is happening on this holy weekend

Boyfriends clearly gay little nephew getting strangled while play fighting with his brother in the hot tub.

Their mom: stop choking your brother!

His nephew: No!!! I like it!!!

then enjoy the shade i guess idk

fat cheeks friday yes it is 🙂‍↕️

and you just *have* to do everything he tells you don’t you you submissive little 🚬🐐

just climb up bby we don’t mind

i did that as a bit

took out a special boy last night for his birthday 🥂 @bradys.bsky.social

people: agree with brady

brady: how stupid are you?

worthy of the celebration

That episode of Drag Race was unwatchable from beginning to end

very good news and very bad news came in back to back and my brains a mess dealing with that

she’s been missing from my life and i didn’t even know it

you prefer it filthy don’t you