A small bottle of vodka with “keys & bricks” on the label

Why is this Japanese vodka named like a Clipse track

the reason Avatar made $6b is because we care about this man. we care about his story. we care about his family. we care about his world and all the wonderful things in it.

and, of course, we all know what that is, and who he is and who they are and stuff like that. we get why theres water ones!

If you’re in line to be cast in Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey, STAY IN LINE

You’re trying to goad me into a fight but it’s too late for that I’m afraid, mentally I’m at a 1960 baseball game in Osaka

A cinema marquee that reads, “David Lynch, RIP 1946-2025, the best to ever do it.”

Going through all the texts I received from Dems begging me for money and I'm going to put all of them in the Clockwork Orange eye thing and make them read this.

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

These lists from Tom Whitwell are always fascinating. Highly recommended.

Looks like someone updated his Wikipedia already

My Life As a Homeless Man in America An extraordinary firsthand account.

This piece is incredible. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

not a big shock that a serial plagiarist is impressed by two dumb guys

You don’t get this kind of innovation anymore

Our most talented CGI artists are hard at work creating the finest geico gecko ever seen

Do these people get texts from their friends after this? Like is Dana getting ripped on by everyone in “Tuesday Pub Trivia Maniacs 🍺” after this?

I’m probably wrong, but I thought yum cha was a daytime thing but dim sum was an anytime thing. Are they the same thing?

Saw this when I was stoned the other night and spent 20 mins wondering if they made the car specially for the tunnel, or they built the tunnel set around the car

Ah, a business I frequent is updating its rewards program. Surely the changes will benefit me, the consumer

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

Kind of a cool coincidence that each of my reviews on letterboxd is The Correct One

as an Aussie, we get that experience from reading the menu at Outback Steakhouse. Just random towns, pulled out of a hat.

A man saying “Hey there, I’m Tarashi! My stage name is Sleazy, but I have no experience with the ladies! Never even seen a boob!”

I think of this often as a reminder to look beyond the surface of things.

People who say of Nazis “deal with bad ideas is by defeating them in the marketplace of ideas” are smuggling in the notion that Nazi ideas have not already been defeated on the merits, and are still valid and worthy to consider, or that Nazi "ideas" involve bloodless debate.

great ramen

im one of those guys who wraps up a book to look like a set of golf clubs or whatever to trick my friend for christmas. i wonder what my exact mental problem is

Most baby shoes that are for sale have never been worn, so what