Oh, I'd like a look

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

Ha ha April Fool. You've actually been having a bizarre dream and it is in fact 1996 right now. We are all going to go watch the new Coen Brothers movie 'Fargo' later. I will call you on your phone that is attached to a wall and can't make you insane later.

‘every single day there is something to do and i am sick of it’ with lisa frank dolphins

It's important you know he messaged me at midnight to make sure I knew to go look at his website to see his great new comic

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

A stylized image of a unicorn with the head of a playing card king skewered on its horn.

Something for Saturday 🚫👑

They try and get cute with the ending and I just don't think they really earned cute...

Together is almost really good... But it feels like it doesn't do enough with the subject matter. And the practical effects on a couple of the things aren't super well done. But still pretty alright.

The dogs in together are a blue heeler and a border collie and like... That's just my childhood dog. Let them finish, that's Mojo.
(Yes my childhood dog was named Mojo, he was a fucking diva)

An iconic UK bookstore is offering visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter books for 25 pence. @thebookishtype.bsky.social, the trans-owned bookstore in Leeds running the promotion, will donate all proceeds to gender-affirming healthcare costs. Go support them!

Truly Cath is the best wife. Very much enjoyed Deadloch season 2.

Sanji will be my step son, is what I'm saying.

I know I'm old because while watching One Piece live action all I can think is "Zeff really is the perfect man". Why did the show ever move away from him?

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

“Peggy! We’ve been turned into pigs!”
“And just what are you trying to say about me, Hank?!”
“Dangit, Peggy, the boy’s lost his name to some kinda Got-dang yokai!”

GUESS WHAT? Go on, guess. It's Xena & Callisto again, you may remember them from other such posts of mine like, 'Xena x Callisto,' & the surprise sequel, 'More Xena x Callisto,' plus more. It's the one with Xena standing over Callisto telling her to stay down and Callisto is like, "Gladly <3" y'know, classic Callisto stuff. I added a little background of GREENERY, like the threat of a fern and a whisper of some grass, stuff like that. Plus some peachy pink sky. #myart

Added a background to this Xena/Callisto piece so I could make some nice prints and I think it turned out PEACHY

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

Light is fucking up my eyes to the point next time I get glasses I might do the blue light filter BS. I may need a screen detox....

I might not be an honour student but I've certainly earned this

Leon is doomed to be a girl dad, I'm happy for him

My Resident Evil 9 review: Leon hot

My husband's gone so it's time for GIRL DINNER!!!! (I order Thai food and pay for delivery instead of him picking it up)

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’