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Posts by Sara Clemens

Almost missed this one! Lovely to see @wordsfromapenn.com holding court in the Critical Chaser spot yet again

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related to tim curry’s birthday, but i happened to be thinking about this meme heavily the past couple days already

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I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

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a man with curly hair and makeup is talking about having a good time . ALT: a man with curly hair and makeup is talking about having a good time .

Happy birthday Mr. Curry. Don't dream it, be it!

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An Interview with Ellen McLain Fifteen years since Portal 2’s release, Ms. McLain still believes in the future of performance.

Today on the 'dame, @jbarnes1926.bsky.social is back interviewing the one and only Ellen McLain (this is a triumph!) videoda.me/an-interview...

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I didn’t! You’re telling me right now!

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me when I’m eating beans

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Ode To Pokemon That Shine They say if you find a penny you’ll have good luck.

Here is my other Pokemon poem "Ode To Pokemon That Shine" which was partly inspired by Shiny Pokemon & partly inspired by a Graveler that I grew attached to. Thanks again to @saraclemens.com and @videoda.me

videoda.me/ode-to-pokem...

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Capital I!!

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So I should do my due diligence and watch both, I see

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The goodest Good Friday

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Not yet!

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Self Portrait As Cubone Cubone is classified as a lonely Pokemon.

Happy National Poetry Month. For @videoda.me I wrote a poem about relating to Let's Go Pikachu's Cubone in Lavender Town. Thanks @saraclemens.com for giving my work a home again videoda.me/self-portrai...

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking to a camera . Alt: A gif of David Lynch as Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks: The Return saying "I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die!"
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If and only if!!

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Cover for the March 2026 cover of Unwinnable Monthly, featuring a cover by Nick Tofani inspired by the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. videogame series.

Cover for the March 2026 cover of Unwinnable Monthly, featuring a cover by Nick Tofani inspired by the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. videogame series.

The March issue of Unwinnable Monthly has been out for about a week now, so let's see what's inside, yea?

But before that, marvel upon the cover by @nickeldoodle.bsky.social!

Don't buy the issue, subscribe! It's cheaper: unwinnable.com/subscribe/

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I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

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Did you know Unwinnable has ad space? And they’re looking for new advertisers right now? Personally I think physical creative hobbies (board games, crafts) and small presses would be a great fit for the magazine. With inquiries, email ads@unwinnable.com

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The cover of the March 2026 issue of Unwinnable Monthly, which features black and white art of a person in a hazmat suit holidng a device while a grizzled monster face watches them over their shoulder. Cyrillic text on the cover spells "STALKER."

The cover of the March 2026 issue of Unwinnable Monthly, which features black and white art of a person in a hazmat suit holidng a device while a grizzled monster face watches them over their shoulder. Cyrillic text on the cover spells "STALKER."

Something's missing in this apocalypse. This month's issue of Unwinnable Monthly features @vehement-ly.bsky.social on STALKER and masculinity, plus our usual crew of misfits.

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A Great Gift of Love is Boredom: On Being Part of the Herd in asses.masses - Unwinnable I gaze towards my wife and she crosses her arms in disapproval.

In my never ending quest to destroy video games criticism as we know it, I instead ruined Valentines day.

For @unwinnable.com, the only site on the internet with the gonads to publish a detailed account of a failing marriage disguised as art criticism.

Here is my review of asses.masses.

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friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus

CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED

can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

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Been a sec since we've run one of these threads: Hey there, we're Unwinnable! We've been publishing 100% independent pop culture criticism since 2010.

Since we mainly count on reader funding, our writers write what's on their minds -- not what's best for the algorithm or investors.

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What's one of your ultimate comfort movies?

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Don’t Hurt Girls When You Dance (Or Any Other Time) - Unwinnable We may never know for sure, but I think there’s a reason that so many trans women have been able to identify with Kurt Cobain’s joy, pain and suffering, so strongly.

Hi Juno! unwinnable.com/2024/04/05/d...

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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

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A photo of a hand holding a hardcover version of All Quiet on the Western Front, designed in shades of drab green and featuring an illustration of a WWI soldier.

A photo of a hand holding a hardcover version of All Quiet on the Western Front, designed in shades of drab green and featuring an illustration of a WWI soldier.

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still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks
it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

Good morning

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Gavin Newsom & the New York Times are doggedly working to strip rights and human recognition from transfolk, while insisting anyone who *doesn't* share their obsession is obsessed with "pronouns". Trust no one who claims to oppose Trump while taking delight in bullying the same people Trump bullies.

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