// do i finally get to pull out the insane american phrases that cant be translated and torment the spaniard. its my time to shine

(Incoherent because he’s holding the phone upside down but he definitely says something about ‘yella belly’ and ‘open bar’ but who cares.)

TORTILLITY!!

// tortingus

// naw. tortiller. sometimes tortildo if im feelin frisky.

// flat round bread. tortiller

// i also know tortiller.

// fuckign grabs you and shakes u like a maraca .

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// just outta curiosity…..

What, y’thought this steel body was just picked out of a catalogue or summat?

Nawh. Doc used my flesh ‘n blood body as a template, sweets. I earned this.

[ #seductiveSunday ]

ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥, 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕥

// it’s boothill’s little ‘status message’ when he texts you. pier point lfg (looking for group) 3/4 (have three people, need one more). i like to think he’s secretly a gamer so that’s where he learned those terms fhskdfhdkd

Ma’am, I wouldn’t be talkin’ so harsh to every stranger y’meet…

Ma’am always did have a way with words… 🥲

Yeah? You really committin’ to it? Whew-wee, alright!! Heck yeah! Hey, I’ll make real sure to pretend I’m kidnappin’ ya so you don’t get in no trouble, awright? It’s a date!

……… Yes’m. 💧

Ma’am, language…

Would I who—?

(….. Well, he can still blush, apparently, it’s just blue colored now.)

Yeah..? I mean— Yeah, well, fer, uh… Trainin’.

(CLEARING HIS THROAT FOR NO BIOLOGICAL REASON.)

Still. Don’t hurt to be able t’defend yourself. Don’t want ya gettin’ shredded by somethin’ uglier than me.

Aw, really? That ain’t fair. I just know you’re a little feistier than they think. I know it. You got some fight in you. I oughta teach ya some moves, anyway… How high can you get that leg up? You’d rock an axe kick.

Might could. I hardly get to watch the television anymore. All trainin’. Not like I need it. Startin’a think they like sendin’ the new guys in with me to watch ‘em get humbled.

They got you doin’ any kinda combat over there in fancy pants land? Or just lookin’ pretty?

I— Uh. Yeah, yeah. That’s a good idea. Gahdang, gorgeous, you got me tongue tied to heck… Sayin’ things a’fore the noggin committee can approve ‘em…

Mmh. Yeah. Few days sounds good. We’re still in the states, right? I ain’t allowed to see no maps or nothin’ in here.

…. Well, heck, you, uh… When you word it like that, I mean, uh… You’re sure puttin’ a guy on the spot, partner…

( HE’S JUST REALIZING HE WAS BEING WAY TOO SINCERE. ABORT. ABORT. )

Heck— Course I would! Kinda man you take me for?! Y’know how many ankles I’ve broke to keep people from goin’ after ya? I ain’t lettin’ all them ‘disciplinary actions’ in my record go to waste, no sir. I intend to keep what I protect, and protect what I keep.

( SNORT— )

Lord have mercy, yer somethin’ else, ain’tcha… Yeah, I’d get to keep my purty lil’ thing. But I’d still be real offended about it. Undervaluin’ you, what kinda rats…