beat my meat? yeah i hate my stupid pussy you're right POW👊💥POW👊💥POW👊💥POW👊💥POW👊💥POW👊💥P

MrBeast company sued over claims of sexual harassment, firing a new mom A former female staffer is suing mega popular YouTube channel MrBeast, claiming it fostered a hostile working environment that included sexual harassment and that she was fired shortly after she retur...

I believe all of this and will add: I worked on a bunch of MrBeast shit at my old job and our main point of contact for awhile was a guy who went by the nickname Klitz (a shortened version of his last name). room full of dudes saying "Klitz" and giggling.

hand approaching macbook pro with a usb A flash drive. The macbook only has USB C ports. Text: Fig. A: User protected from threat

Practical information security

once they pass ID verification laws nationwide i can't wait to get rich by starting myspace 2 simply by putting the servers in a country that doesn't give a shit

orange cat with his paw all silly getting petted on his ear by my hand, with bright white nails

real little sweetie hours

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

Happy Earth Day, Illinois!

2 cats sitting inside broken fan with the reddit post on r/AskReddit for it being titled: "1. How did they do this? 2. Why did they do this"

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

a Petfinder screenshot of an adult male new Zealand bunny named "people pleaser"

C.D.C. Cancels Publication of Study Showing Benefits of Covid Vaccines

The acting head of the CDC has canceled the publication of a study that found that the Covid vaccine sharply cut the odds of hospitalizations and emergency visits last winter

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/u...

Normal people: the courts are very serious interpreters of the law

The courts: go ahead, impersonate the feds

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

Bury me with my gun in my mouth

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

Sen. Jack Reed to Warsh as he dodges questions about divesting his assets: "Excuse me. I must commend you on the way you can circularly go around questions and not answer them. It's a skill. Unfortunately it's not a good skill for the chairman of the Fed."

In 2023, Governor JB Pritzker was joined by Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias, advocates, and lawmakers at the Harold Washington Library to sign legislation outlawing book bans in Illinois.

Illinois made history as the first state to outlaw book bans once and for all.

Marginalizing people, ideas, or facts has no place in our state — and they have no place in a democracy.

This National Library Week, we continue our commitment to free thought and free speech.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Thank god, I was feeling really down before they invented a pasta sauce that spies on us.

hungry again does it ever fucking end

orange cat looking upset

you can barely tell it's 1 hour til dinner time

Sometimes I go on petfinder just for fun so here are some good names I found

this fucking show is so good ive been binge watching the fuck out of it. as someone who has dipped their toes into working in healthcare i can say it is extremely accurate for all of the good and the bad that occurs on the daily and i really respect it for that. and the dynamics are soooooo good.

Sketches of two characters from The Pitt. Santos leans aggressively over a counter while Mel stands behind her sweating and wearing an apologetic smile. Santos says, “she asked for NO pickles.” Mel says, “i-, r-really, it’s fine.” hashtag mentos for life

why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic

thinkin about why they havent invented the medicine that tastes good yet

People do not care enough about rape surviviors to even hear their stories or care about justice for them…. You care about your hate for Trump or Epstein but barely anyone cared to know the victim’s stories….