Surprised he's even heard of the Epstein scandal. He hasn't heard about much lately.

As a white collar IT guy, this resonates:

Suspect Guilty GIF ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF

The US government trying to find the biggest perpetrator after #Epstein and #Maxwell. #trumpisapedophile #itysl

#fuckice #fucktrump

#fuckice

Thanks for the 7 day free trial of 2026.

I'd like to unsubscribe from this sweet hell.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I see your "Sleepy Joe" and raise you "Sleepy Don".

#sleepydon

#strangerthings #glowups

Republican book

Congrats to the GOP for turning the global economy into a meme stock. 👍

Whenever I question my life choices, I am reminded that a lot of people choose to live in Buffalo, NY.

Reminds me of Twitter back in 2009. Simpler times...

Huskers fans rn:

Relics of a simpler time

That feeling when you click all the fake accounts and they no longer exist:

Ron needs to register his domain as his handle. That's BlueSky's version of the blue check mark (before it was uncool).

#startrek #thanksgiving #worf

Image of cranberry jelly from a can, with characteristic ribbing.

Sorry for the canned joke.

Huskers FB mood right now. #huskers #nebraska #football

You burn it, you buy it! #theoffice

a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with a fire coming out of the screen . ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with a fire coming out of the screen .

Happy Read-Only Friday! #IT #sysadmin

Omaha

I would like to be plugged back into the Matrix please.

two men are standing next to a boat in the water and one of them is pointing at the other . ALT: two men are standing next to a boat in the water and one of them is pointing at the other .

Best comedic scene of all time.