Watching Eras Tour on repeat today.

That TikTok ban kinda felt like the attempted assassination. 🧐

Never thought Snoop would break my heart 💔

I love California, and we need some help right now 😭

@brucewayne5687.bsky.social happy Birthday James!

i am not for everyone i am for like, five people and i apologize to them constantly

The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.

You don’t fuck with a man eating a 7-11 hotdog at six in the morning.

This is personal

Is your dog obsessed with The Grinch?

Surely we could have found newer kids on the block by now.

It would probably take a while to realize if a spider hung himself.

Here’s a list of people who can throw a ball farther than me:

1: everyone

Sometimes you just gotta see a puppy

Judging my mental health based on the willingness to wear my slippers out of the house

[Gently waking my Mom] Mariah Carey wants me for Christmas.

Why are all these billionaires so miserable?

ME: those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

TWO BIRDS: we’ll take it

Stopped by an L.L Bean store. No black beans. No refried beans. Not even garbonzos. Zero stars. Would not recommend.

me love you a reasonable amount of time

I'm an INTUITIVE eater. I do not TRACK my food I LISTEN to my body. My BODY wants me to eat a FULL BAG of chocolate chips every day. I am VERY sick ALL the time

Hot dog tattoo

Everyone told me getting this tattoo was a mistake but look who just earned $5

Dear God. No.

Respect 🫡

Pause

Saying "Lincoln was a Republican" is like saying “Kevin Spacey won an Oscar.” Technically it’s true, but a lot of shit has happened since then

SVG AND MORE SVG

Funny joke. I hope your fantasy team loses