Ageing: the condition of becoming less serious about all you were once far too serious about and more serious about all that you once undervalued.

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

@empiremagazine.bsky.social hi, where is the ViP event happening tonight? Cheers,

Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported.  The USA, where you can p...

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

In London, hate will never win.

still, from the movie memento, of a person’s hands holding a polaroid photo and writing the words “don’t believe his lies” on it. the photo has been modified to show microsoft’s clippy mascot helper monster

It's that Jeffrey Epstein song again #totp
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[interviewer] and what about this space on your resume?

[me] oh thats when i gave up for a bit

AI “thinks” in the same way a mirror looks at you

London’s Pedicabs: Sex, loathing, and highway robbery The inside story of how capital's most chaotic and least understood form of transport actually works.

So how does the London pedicab industry actually work.

www.londoncentric.media/p/londons-pe...

Was told once that male human piss is a really good fox deterrent.

Please watch this to the end www.instagram.com/sookieandivy

FELLOW COP: have you traced the weapons yet

ME: *proudly puts pencil down*

Save The Prince Charles Cinema The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...

#SaveThePCC

Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.

For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;

you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...

I will respect you a thousand times more if you spend literally 30 seconds on MS paint making a stickman meme than if you use AI

For ten years now, I've been writing letters from Santa to my young relatives. To mark this decade, I wanted to include something really special, and after a lot of research into his workshop’s size, location and layout, I'm confident that this checks out. Hope they like it!

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Hello new followers. I write. Almost all comedy, for telly & radio/podcast. And I write books. Shall I take you through them?
Thread! (bc there's three different trilogies now)

stop looking for the helpers and be the motherfucking helper

Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.

Fair enough. I always liked your stuff, wasn't even thinking about a logo (the spv is just me) until I saw the egs. If you've still a slot open I'll take one, leave the logo idea out of it.

@dochackenbush.bsky.social hello, could you please do me an avi which is a bumblebee crossed with a duck? And would it be OK to use as a logo for my freelancer SPV Bumbleduck Productions?