Tuesday.

That’s it.

"You don't wanna understand what I'm talkin about,
I'm alive but it feels like I'm haunting my house,"
Atmosphere ❤️🎶

I am cited in The American Journal of Medicine in a piece about a woman experiencing “skibidi chest pain.”

As an older adoptee, my first thought is wondering whether they were also adopted and they too arent comfortable with giving their mom and dad tags to new humans yet

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Canvas acrylic painting of a pineapple on a bright pink back ground but the pineapples leaves are one generic looking pot leaf

I paint pictures for my coworkers (for my mental health/funsies) and I finished one and not realizing the date until signing and dating it and how neat that i finished this particular one on this day

Pretend my teacher called for you to get out of whatever you're doing and come get me and take me home and take care of me I tried my best but

Cleaning mascara off of the inside of my sunglass lens because of hiding crying in public is a new one

Am I a banana? I bruise so easily and am only really liked for my insides for a small window of time

turns out saying “my neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory inputs” does not get you laid

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

This until I migrate to the bed and become little bed bum

I love attempting to nap*

*lay there for a few hours not actually falling asleep ever

Me when I’m home alone stoned

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

It's my turn to sit here and decide if I use the last of my spare dollars for my dr appt or my kitties vet appt and now that I'm typing this it is obvious I won't die immediately and the vet is getting these dollars 🐾💖

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is sleeping in on days off actually myth

Been living the paycheck to paycheck kind of broke like constantly since moving out and yes I set myself up for this life but I CAN remember years ago I still went to the dr somehow and co-pays weren't the cost of the whole appt and now I'm way more anxious

And I'll pay you back at some point i promise

This but boxes, every time, for like 16 years now

Dolly Parton Is the Most Popular Person in America, New Poll Finds A new University of Massachusetts Lowell poll finds Dolly Parton is the most beloved public figure in America, with net

Is it any wonder?

I have always been a huge fan of Dolly Parton. We're the same age, same height, share the same values, but she can sing better. And she has more Grammys. I've always wanted to meet her!

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣

Can we please get back to finding out what’s in the Epstein Files?

This week in '85: ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ was released as a single in the UK.

Or just happier than the minute before

OH COME ON

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqzb...

The life I'm living makes me mad and I'm the only one to make it better really and realizing that and trying sucks when all my attempts to initiate getting out of madness are failing and cycling me into deeper frustration