if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

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WHEN THEY SAID

𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕥

I COULDN'T GET OFF DA POT

𝔉𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔢𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥

I love bein off da pot.

I. HATE. SHITTIN!!!

(only in da sense of the metaphor, where it means to do a hard thing)

[alt text comparing the Meiji Reformation to Post-Modern Capitalism]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf5-...

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Need this guy's "PP" jersey like I need a "Super Hitters" jersey:

Are we ok bro??,

As I walked up to you, I started hearing a lute and a polish woman going "lelelelelelelelele"

When God said "I'll spew thee out of my mouth," this is the kind of infuriatingly lukewarm shit he was talking about

Left leaning journalism be like

"We *could* present facts as seen. We *COULD* even use it to push a narrative, like the right does."

"Ooooor we can use this tragedy to try to get The Worst Person I Know To Try And Like Me."

"Please like me 🥺"

@885wfdd.bsky.social

8 people were shot in my community yesterday.

When you cover these mass shootings, you don't need to also interview Some Guy defending the side of the Mass Shooting.

You get to decide if you put out of pocket shit like "I don't believe in gun laws" on your station.

"Reddit diagnosed my cancer" but it's twitch chat telling Apollo he's got pica because he admitted to NL he began liking Chef Boyardee Ravioli as an adult and he gets himself tested for anemia.

when Largo gets hexed by Lion, instead of turning into a frog he should turn into a little person. just saying.

For the first time in our 9-year history:

WE ARE HIRING!

We're seeking a full-time fundraising manager to establish and grow our non-profit's development department - in other words, to raise money and help us grow! Remote-hybrid in the SF Bay Area with benefits!

www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...

You ever just got up from a toilet seat

and just been SO proud? 🥲

sounds like a classic attempt at "fuckup offloading" to me.

happy 4/20 for all those who partake

when I continue video editing I have a video essay in the chamber about how, while I STRONGLY discourage using until you're DAMN sure you know how your mind works, beginning it in my late 30s was instrumental in overcoming/understanding a LOT of my own neuroses.

Big missed opportunity to have big cartoon ribbons of blood coming out and the sound of psychotic laughter when a hit is scored.

Maybe it would be more palatable if all of the icons for all the AIs had red eyes and joints coming out of their mouths like Tokémon.

*sexy voice* men only interestd in ONE thing :

correct guessing size of container that leftovers eaxactly fill

https://www.theonion.info/

Is the 12% extra the long swishy tail?

@npr.org

>Puff piece on Chinese battery-swapping EVs

>Say, IN YOUR OWN STORY, the largest fear of buying EVs is recharging mid-trip

>Fail to speak to any experts, who state that if your trip is <80% of your max range(~240mi), rapid charging is unnecessary.

Who is this story for?

my tip that I'm sure many writers will find objectionable:

TV Tropes is a great resource. It's just a catalogue/dictionary! Tropes are not bad, they are human creative tools; relatable story hooks. If you're stuck writing something, find other examples of similar tropes, and see what they did!

I mean this is another iteration of the evolved open source short form posting format.

Gmail didn't get criticized for looking like Microsoft Outlook, it got praised as being a web based alternative to an anti-competitive monolith.

I think we'd rather have a president that does not threaten to end entire civilizations.

I think most of the left , myself included, exist in a "we shouldn't be here" mentality.

It was settled. We had a very strong agreement that Trump blew up bc "brown man bad." We "obliterated" them last summer.

Subreddit Mods are like if you set up a fiefdom and gave the crown to the insufferable guy who posts "FIRST" on a forum thread before even reading the thread.

You can request an audience, but the response could be anything from "SEIZE HIM" to "The Lord shall not be leaving his Goone Cave this eve."

It's such a great education tool

The first info is the year it came out, we talk about genres, when they started.

We talk about your music taste solidifying at ~18-26 years old), and why This Song was popular at karaoke when we went to Australia to visit family, Lola (G-ma) was 24 when it came out

In a mental state where I can barely remember to take my brain medications five out of the 7 days of the week, Bandle continues to be the only habit I can actually form. We play on the way to school before dropping the kids off.

Today was my first guess in one try.

in general, & across the world, the political gender divide really opens up around 2016

wonder if something happened then?

my computer almost crashed loading this page, I think it's beacause my computer is my friend and refused to render the word "fandelier" to save me from seeing it

Ah baseball,

The only sport so slow-moving the umpires never had to start using whistles.