Quite right too. No world in which that match should have lasted more than 5 minutes

Night 2 of #Wrestlemania was better. More wrestling makes for a better wrestling show, imagine that. Punk vs Reigns was a banger. Lesnar putting over Oba was the right call. I'd have Oba win King of the Ring and beat Reigns for the belt at Summerslam

Better performance from #Boro. Two cheap goals to concede, especially that absurd penalty decision. Automatics are probably gone. We need to follow that up by dispatching Wednesday midweek and getting back to winning ways in time for the playoffs

If they really even themselves out over a season then Wednesday, Watford and Wrexham had better watch out because #Boro are in defecit by about 12-15 bullshit penalty decisions this season

Look at us putting in crosses and having shots. Where's this been? #Boro

Philogene and Nunez off, Clarke and Mehmeti on. Parachute money must be nice #Boro

Targett and Ayling ball watching. Soft wrist from Brynn. Poor goal to concede #Boro

What a fucking goal #Boro

Imagine no longer. I assume that'll be a short reign. Nice to have Paige back. Hope her neck holds up this time #Wrestlemania

We're going to get the whole Hogan documentary in these ad breaks

It's fucking Paige. OK. Might have to change my pick. Imagine Paige and Brie Bella as the tag champs 🤣 #Wrestlemania

Tag champs out third. Is this where we find out Nikki Bella hasn't recovered? #Wrestlemania

Jacob wins with a mighty moonsault through a table. It was alright. Love watching Jacob work, he's so much fun #Wrestlemania

Also since I'm off to bed in the next hour or so, let's get the rest of the predictions in:

Liv Morgan beats Stephanie Vaquer
Becky Lynch beats AJ Lee
Bayley and Lyra win the tag titles
Gunther beats Seth Rollins
Randy Orton beats Cody Rhodes

#Wrestlemania

Unsanctioned match next. I've got Jacob winning here, putting McIntyre out conveniently long enough to shoot Highlander #Wrestlemania

5 minute ad break on a PPV. Sigh #Wrestlemania

That was fun enough. Fair play to Speed doing that big splash #Wrestlemania

It's #NineInchNoize day 😎 I'm up to Copy of A and basically floating

Nillest of nil nil draws disrupted when Portsmouth's first shot, a wrong foot swinger from 25 yards, deflects off an offside C. Chaplin's penis and goes in. You couldn't make it up #Boro

If it had ended at the natural ending point about 5-10 minutes earlier I would have liked it more I think

1. No Other Choice 2. Sentimental Value 3. The Secret Agent 4. Project Hail Mary 5. Marty Supreme 6. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 7. Send Help 8. Wasteman

1. Project Hail Mary 2. Send Help 3. The Drama 4. 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 5. They Will Kill You 6. Ready Or Not: Here I Come 7. The Rip 8. Mother's Pride

UK release/worldwide release

R Truth making the hot tag to Danhausen made me cackle #Smackdown

On balance I think Pat McAfee might have been the lamest possible choice for Randy's mystery caller. Travis Scott 2.0 #Smackdown

Best of the team movies, I think. Second overall behind Logan

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I feel like the only way to get 2 would be for Punk to become the new leader of the Vision

Three at the back. Looks like we want to coax them out of their shell a bit. Come on #Boro

Yeah, nobody's booing Orton. They might boo Cody. Great promo from Randy. I'd put the belt on him again for a bit #Smackdown

A note on WWE's booking of MCMG - they've been there 18 months and if I didn't know beforehand I'm not convinced I'd know which one was Shelley and which one was Sabin #Smackdown

They're definitely doing a double turn at Mania with Sami and Trick #Smackdown

Danhausen getting 20 human dollars out of the Garganos. Love that Danhausen #Smackdown