New Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm Thinking Printers' SAN FRANCISCO—Following the resignation of Apple founder Steve Jobs, incoming CEO Tim Cook called a meeting of shareholders and members of the press Thursday morning to announce that he envisioned printers as the company’s future. “Laser, ink-jet, double-sided, color, black-and-white—the future of technology is in printers. I am absolutely convinced of that,” Cook explained to a packed auditorium as a montage of printers and people using printers played on a screen behind him. “What is the one thing people will always need? It’s obvious: printers. Printers with fax machines attached, printers that collate and staple, perhaps a printer that makes photocopies. Anything’s possible. It’s called innovation.” Cook concluded his remarks by assuring investors the release of upcoming Apple products such as the iPhone 5 would be postponed for at least four years so the company could throw all its time and resources into the creation of high-quality printers for the home and office.

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“Government issued identification documents are necessary to access public life. When they do not accurately reflect a person's sexual identity, the transgender Montanan is prevented, based on their sex, from obtaining the same attributes of public life that a cisgender Montanan may obtain.“

Watching FernGully because my husband hasn’t seen it.

Now I want to watch FernGully.

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Gonna stand here and yell at passersby about how cool my new water Pokémon are

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Wife and kid are out of town so it is an Ang Lee double feature and a blunt for me tonight. Lady Warrior Ninjas followed by Gay Cowboys. Time to bawl my eyes out

biblically accurate WoL

Every generation needs its Galaxy Quest: a movie that, despite every individual element screaming that it can't be good, is actually good

The text "This chart shows the number of ARIA attributes per home page over time" next to a graph with exploding ARIA attribute usage.

The yearly WebAIM report is out and the overall accessibility state of the web is getting worse again.

"Home pages with ARIA present had significantly more errors (59.1 on average) than pages without ARIA (42 on average)"

Man, this makes me sad.

https://webaim.org/proje

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

It’s magical!

👀

That hat is peak.

Louisiana GOP races to eliminate an elected office won by an exonerated man A New Orleans man exonerated after serving nearly 30 years in prison has a new fight on his hands. Calvin Duncan has been elected as the city's new clerk of criminal court, but now Republican…

Calvin Duncan, wrongfully imprisoned for nearly 30 years, won 68% of the vote to become Orleans Parish Clerk of Criminal Court. Now, Louisiana Senate Republicans have voted to eliminate the position before he’s sworn in. This attempt to overturn the will of the people can't be overlooked!

🔮🧙🏿‍♂️ Blackstradamus remains undefeated!

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Oh nice. I'm looking for things to read. Thank you.

A PUBLIC GOOD IS NOT A REVENUE GENERATOR, IT IS AN INVESTMENT IN OUR CIVILIZATION YOU DUMB FUCKS

(USPS is and always has been a miracle and a bargain)

An image of the Artemis II NASA SLS rocket. The launch vehicle is outlines in blue with the caption 'in the sea'. The service module is red with caption 'took them around the moon then burned up' At the tip the Launch Escape System is outlined red saying 'burned up' Second stage fairings are outlines black saying 'aerodynamic fairings that also burned up. Finally the re-entry vehicle is outlines green stating 'came home.

No problem!
This should make it easier to grasp: it's way more complicated than this but it gets the general idea across.

Tifa’s endgame weapons in FFVII Rebirth are the Járngreipr, meaning “Iron Grippers” in Old Norse. They’re named after the gloves of Thor, the Norse god of storms. This may explain why the Járngreipr are found in the ToA’s Corridor of Currents, amid the Lifestream tempest.

Gay dau, a color variation of Rey Dau from monster hunter but with a mostly white body with rainbow colored stripes throughout their body, and surrounded by rainbow lightning

You know who it is. IT'S GAY DAU!! 🌈⚡ Art trade with @toktonki.bsky.social >:]

#art #pixelart #mhart #monsterhunter #reydau

Irasutoya, Japan's popular free clip art library, has released its latest creation in honor of the United States President, Donald Trump. It's a clever play on TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) and the Japanese word タコ for octopus, which also means "idiot."

Pokemon family business

(Impulse control; I should try to write a code patch for that.)

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

Now I want tofu.

You are currently averaging over 10,000 calls per hour on 5 Calls (!!!) to demand your reps rein in Trump and his catastrophic threats. 🔥📞🔥