the majestic piss seal in her natural habitat (piss)

Speaking of the Amazing Digital Circus… What if in Austin Powers 4 the latest Shagadelic babe said like “Austin, it is 2026- you simply MUST go digital” and then he went “Ohh I dig it all already baby yeah baby YEAH”

now why the hell did i subject myself to that

zoomer in spirit...

Bijna een jaar geleden is Alice Serova, na als minderjarige queer asielzoeker, verkracht, mishandeld en verwaarloosd te zijn, gestorven door een overdosis in een COA-kamp.

Bijna een jaar later worden maatregelen om dit soort zaken te voorkomen door OA de @spnederland.bsky.social tegengewerkt.

The’re inseparable!!!!!

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Night porter at work is urging me to get a government job and man I just fuckin might

Death to America, always

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really stretching the definition of Yugoslavia here

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

It's #PenisOutWednesday

I remember him trying to explain the Gaza conflict to a co-worker with a mental disability abt a year ago and I remember him calling Israel's rockets a sign of rapture coming real soon

The gardener at my work is fucking insane and usually engages people abt conspiracies (chemtrails, social credit, etc) or schizo religious shit during lunch, and today I caught him trying to explain Baphomet to a Muslim co-worker

You need to be across the basic principle 'every single human being, regardless of race, gender, able-bodiedness, both presently and 200,000 years in each direction, is exactly 1:1 interchangeable' before we can even begin the conversation of what has to be done to advance their interests

watching Deliverance rn :3

Haven't been feeling great about my appearance lately but I looked in the mirror at 11pm after a long day of work today and saw the most beautiful boy in the world smiling back at me

My good friend dia is sooooo smart...

Like, is this some AI data scraping thing where they try to get training data on hotels or whatever? I always just delete em but it feels like it's been going on for a solid 6 months now

Alright chat I've got a question for you all

I work at a hotel right, and lately we've been getting these emails pretty much a few times a day. They're short, always in English, and ask a few simple questions. Random name, gibberish email address. So what the hell is this? 1/2

IT'S JANUARY. YOU DO OUTSIDE OUTINGS IN THE SUMMER

On my way to a work's outing that's been painstakingly kept secret for the last 3 months despite 0 hype existing for it - the last minute call to bring a scarf, gloves and mittens is making me fear for the worst

A screenshot on the Petfinder website, featuring a picture of a fat cat laying on its back with its stomach exposed. The expression on its face resembles a content face, with closed eyes and a wide smile. Below the picture is a white box featuring the cat’s name in a large font: ‘Big Papa Hugs Time’ Smaler text below reads ‘Domestic Short Hair Mix’ and ‘Portsmouth, OH’

big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!

good afternoon Perverts of the World

EU friends, please take a moment to sign this initiative, especially if you're from the countries still below the support threshold

ow ow ow ow ow my head hurts

hi kim