That was an incredibly long 45 minutes!

We are waiting at the station for our train to Tottenham. There is a train waiting at the neighbouring platform going to Brighton. It is seriously tempting.

@davebromage.bsky.social Happy birthday, old boy! There are also a lot of wishes on the place you have vacated recently!

No matter how old he gets, BBC Look East’s Shaun Peel will never not have the look of a naughty schoolboy.

So, eight hours of driving and two hours of pure frustration. How was your Sunday? #thfc #coys #evetot

Horrendous traffic on the M6 coming back south from Everton. We’ll be home just in time for Match of the Day. So that’s lucky. #thfc #coys

Memo to Jonathan Pearce and Jamie Redknapp…
IT’S REALLY NOT THAT DIFFICULT.
#coys #thfc

How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.

Hellooooo! 👋👋👋😂

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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😢😢😢

The sigh returns! 😩

Lost count of the times I’ve said this! Sadly, he’d likely be kneecapped by his father-in-law’s ‘associates’ in the unlikely event it ever happened.

The feeling of sheer exhilaration on getting a correct answer in the Well Done If You Said That at Home round from just one word! Said word was ‘jumper’ in the category ‘TV shows’. #houseofgames #wordcloud

So instead of being happy and enjoying the moment, this is your take? So what if they do? He’s ours now - just enjoy today!

I’ll admit I was fearing the worst after that 15-seconds-in booking!

Sky Sports: ‘It is important not to forget that this is Man City without Rodri’

Tottenham:

- No Bentancur
- No Romero
- No Van de Ven
- No Richarlison
- No Odobert
- No Moore
- 5 teenagers in the match day squad
- A left back playing centre back

🤷🏻‍♂️

Sorry, am I supposed to care about this?!

Realised at halfway I had been involuntarily smiling all the way through Chris McCausland’s American Smooth. He makes me cry every week! Beautiful! #SCD