Dan Hurley is such an insufferable asshole, he’s making me pull for Duke.

As I watch footage of explosions in Beirut and dust clouds towering above apartment blocks in Tehran, I keep coming back to something that I witnessed back in the summer of '04, during my first tour in Iraq. But first, let's start with a question:

Have you ever heard someone wail?

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Arrowhead looks like the Upside Down tonight.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

Pat looks like Freddy Krueger before he got burned.

“Why does the working class vote against its own interests?”

The question presumes too much.

Sure, they vote against their pocketbooks.

But “their interests” are broader.

Many are more interested in something else entirely.

It’s the common thread that links all of their positions together.

This pass was completed for a first down.

The route from DC to Boston is 475 miles.

This would be an hour and a half without stops. Probably 2 hours tops with them.

It could go from DC to New York in 45 minutes.

We could have this if we didn't suck.

Incredible video

Saw a ton of people in Yankees gear at the Royals game last night. Either there’s way more NY transplants here than I realized or it was Frontrunner Appreciation Night at Kauffman.

My daughter and the world’s cutest puppy.

Latest addition to the family. Her name is Lola and she is eight weeks old. We are head over heels for her already.

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Reminds me of this guy.

I’m so sorry. I work at the KC NARA office and we lost at least two today over this bullshit.

The way he used his 4 year old as a prop during that Oval Office press conference made me want to vomit. A cynical attempt to convince people that he’s an engaged, caring father. Like you said, pathetic.

I shouldn’t have called names. That was out of line and I apologize. I just fundamentally disagree. The Chiefs are 17-4 in his playoff starts. He’s had two bad playoff performances. Sunday night and the AFC Championship he lost to the Bengals.

He’s a retired all-pro that’s forgotten more about football than you’ll ever know, you fucking dolt.

Lavon

Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.

Realizing the Chiefs have effectively ended the Bengals season for the third straight year.

No matter what, something hilarious happens next Sunday to one of the Chiefs rivals. Either the Bengals get eliminated because the Chiefs lose by playing their backups or the Broncos get eliminated by the Chiefs backups.

President Musk's latest budget deal crashed and burned faster than a Tesla

Can someone do a wellness check on Vinnie Pasquantino? I can’t imagine the Woody Johnson-Jerry Jeudy story was well received.

Jets owner Woody Johnson shot down a trade for Jerry Jeudy over his ‘Madden’ rating: Sources To some, the reference to the video game ratings is a sign of Johnson allowing his teenage sons, Brick and Jack, to influence the franchise.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/600... Jets owner Woody Johnson shot down a trade for Jerry Jeudy over his ‘Madden’ rating: Sources

I started watching Say Nothing (about Northern Ireland during The Troubles) and now all I want is for someone to give me an excuse to call them a ‘jumped up wee-prick.’ Seriously.

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!