New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive WASHINGTON—In an effort to help customers living in areas with little or no access to abortion care, Clearblue announced Monday that its pregnancy tests sold in the U.S. market would now come with a f...

New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive

I really should have smoked more weed when I lived in Chicago

transgender. [holds for applause]

sometimes i burst into tears bc i’m just overwhelmed with gratitude that i get to be with this man of mine. i’m so fucking in love, y’all.

Great Depression Gets HD Remaster NEW YORK — Gamers rejoiced today as top heads of the video game industry, in conjunction with every other industry in the world, announced a…

Great Depression Gets HD Remaster

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love when someone on here has something like “💙Defender of Democracy💙” in their bio. like oh word? that’s you? thank you for that. didn’t realize that picture you keep posting of Trump making a silly face was pulling so much weight.

oh this is so cute

one thing 2025 doesn't have yet, but could benefit from, is a mysterious constant worldwide noise. the noise will start out very quiet and get louder incrementally

Democratic leaders act like time travelers afraid to do anything that might change the future

best to not

methinks the dork-scover tab doth make me want to blow yon brains out

a screenshot of a portion of a Bluesky post that reads “methinks ninten-dolt doth smoke yon crack. xbox fans stay winning 🤣”

I want this website to be funny & fun so baaaad but every time I try to find new accounts to follow, they all sound like this

Hate when I'm a patient in Grey's Anatomy and the whimsical music plays over my complaints. I'm upset and my issues are real

don’t worry about what i was using it for before

did you guys know that the gym can be used for fitness and exercise

oh that’s nice. anywhere you’re heading on down to?

that was maybe The Last True Funny Tweet wasn’t it

for possibly the rest of my life, i will still be quoting “im 17 and AFRAID of sabrina carpenter”

he's not even pretending anymore is he

Every barista who has ever made eye contact with me has wanted to fuck me

Les Mis is the perfect 5 out of 10 movie musical. It is not very good and I watch it all the time

The King of All Cosmos was the first I ever heard of you!! I was like oh, I’m following -immediately-

i could’ve fixed dennis duffy. liz lemon didn’t have the juice

DUUUUUUUUDE

The thing law school really impressed upon me is that all of this stuff is made up. When we talk about things being illegal, we are simply talking about an agreement. “Legality” does not matter when the underlying concept is no longer agreed upon.

Pilotwings Resort states that guests are only allowed to drive electric vehicles on Wuhu Island. Earlier in the series, in Wii Sports Resort, this was phrased as "only electric vehicles are allowed on the island". However, in Mario Kart 7, Mario Kart races take place on the island where the racers all use gas vehicles. This suggests that Mario gained special pollution privileges for his Mario Kart activities. Source: @HEYimHeroic

In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.

Adrienne Warren we will find you a suitable costar

finally watched a clip of Nick Jonas as Jamie in The Last Five Years. do not call or text. please respect my family’s privacy in this difficult time. why doesn’t he open his mouth

I love being a human artist and creating something never before seen, out of my mind’s eye. I love making every decision with care. I love trying and failing. I love noticing mistakes and fixing them. I love it all.