David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

"Bimenyimana" sounds like a village in Northern Ireland.

This is what happens when you flush your goldfish down the loo but it isn’t actually dead.

I believe people in Dubai don’t watch the Flintstones,
but those in Abu Dhabi do.

Watching this Canadian documentary report, the main thought is, how rare this sort of coverage of cricket is in more 'traditional' cricketing nations.

So much coverage of the game now is produced in house, or by those with a vested interest in not lifting the lid on a sewer of corruption.

And it's raining. Have, perchance, the ICC scheduled another tournament in a country's rainy season to save money?

"Rwanda's long rainy season lasts from about March to May, when the rain is heavy and persistent."

Ah, yes they have.

Man arrested for stealing aftershave. Police have reported that as soon as the offender was nicked, it became a sting operation.

Annoying but understandable. Lancashire's stream is one of the best, and 20 quid for a full season isn't as over the top as some of the charges for live streams I've seen.

Graham Chapman (a qualified doctor) carrying a cross in Life of Brian.

A doctor. Definitely not Jesus.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Really disappointing that BBC’s Today programme failed to even ask Lawrence Booth about the lack of a woman in the Wisden Five. Deepti Sharma also not mentioned as the Leading Female Cricketer. If you listened to that segment you might well come away thinking women don’t play cricket at all.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Image displaying that the teams in 9th & 10th will get the same prize money as in 2024, the teams from 8th to 5th will get much less and only the top four teams will get more.

I wouldn't generally associate Cricinfo with speaking truth to power these days but fair play to them for pointing out that the increase in prize money the ICC is bragging about for the WT20 World Cup is nothing of the sort, just another handout to the richest. www.espncricinfo.com/story/icc-in...

*ICC cuts prize money for 1/3rd of teams

This "can't have a direct EAP qualifier because PNG get a free pass" argument is becoming sillier with every EAP tournament.

Samoa stuff Fiji and become the first qualifiers on merit (rather than on status, which accounts for 11 of the 16 teams) for the 2027 women's u19 World Cup.

ok NOW i bet Zelenskyy will thank JD Vance

Cricinfo analysis of Laura Cardoso’s last over agains Lesotho. It includes three wides, two wickets and one run

The four runs she conceded all came in her final over and included three wides!

It was a stumping too. Keeper could have easily not taken the bails off.

All out for 13.

In a T20I in Botswana today Brazil’s Laura Cardoso took 9-4 against Lesotho. That is not a typo. She took nine wickets. Denied all ten when Marianne Artur took the last wicket.

10/10. No notes.

Ceci n'est pas une French national cricket team. At least, not according to the French government. Yet FRANCE is written across their blue, white and red kit, and FRANCE are moving up and down the ICC official rankings as the tournament goes on. Is this even legal? I found out: f24.my/BqmF

Rumours in European cricket circles that Moises Henriques could be playing for Portugal this year. It's more than three years since his last game for Australia so he's eligible and he's still a Big Bash regular. Portugal play a T20 World Cup pathway event in Finland in August.

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Because he can only count to two?

Dangerous. It now has a taste for Hamburgers.
#getscoat

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I asked the hotel we’re staying at whether there would be an iron in our room. It both said that there would be laundry detergent and that there wouldn’t

I don’t care what anyone says, AI is truly the best.

You're not prepared for the last joke