Like I don't even know what to do with myself after all this.

I just need "new sponsor turns out to be malware" and "Dil gets alien pregnant" to get bingo. Also I jumped the gun marking off DAPG rebrand when it was being teased but it's real and true now.

I haven't been on bluesky in forever but I had to update my bingo. Squares freshly marked off: hard launch, Dab and Evan baby, podcast, post tour romantic getaway, collab with PJ and Sophie, medical incident, and Dan video essay (okay not technically but I'm counting it.)

remember when dan claimed his name on bluesky and never used it. what if they started reaching out to the danandphil insta at the same time cause they're trying to get ALL their accounts in order for the rebrand. what if dan is going to come here now 😭

it's a life changing experience honestly I need to go back

A close up picture of Dan Howell so all you can see is his forehead from the eyebrows up and his hair which has a curl curling upwards

moving in here who’s joining me??

Sometimes, sometimes I do just want to hear a northern anecdote though 😔

Man I love my chemical romance

three cheers is SUCH a good fucking album... album of the fucking century fr

Hopefully 😭😭 idk why I have a bad feeling about it I just care about Paramore a lot

I'm legitimately crashing out rn like it's a good album and I love Hayley but is Paramore dead 😭😭

Hayley Williams solo album??

Can't possibly blame irlmerch for this it's my mailroom and the usps but I'm gonna be mad at them anyway

My replacement photo cards said they were delivered like last week and then the mailroom said I had packages so I thought they'd be there but they weren't where are my cards :(

Apparently the girl's fiance cheated on her or whatever idk they just played foundations so I was distracted.

My roommate is trying to tell me about The Summer I Turned Pretty while I'm watching the mcr livestream we are living very different lives

if we can't be appropriately staffed to have cover when people call out you can't expect me to pull all the weight.

I had one person call out and another leave work early and we were short as it is so I'm doing Bare Fucking Minimum tonight <3

someone just walked up to me in the hotel where I worked and asked how to get to the hotel. I have great news about where you're standing right now <3

most beautiful man in the world

Quitting my job right now to follow them on tour all summer!!

You don't even understand how serious this is to me I am NOT well!!

I can't even think about those fucking twinks right now I'm on mcr lockdown why are they doing this to me

why does she have so many dick pics saved on her phone why are straight girls.

hate to say it but I get less bisexual every time my straight friend shows me a random celebrity's dick pick. no I don't want to see that thank you <3

call me dean winchester for the way i am devastatingly in love with castiel

NO PROBLEMMMMM. I'M FEELING INSANE ABOUT IT ARE YOU INSANE.

I'm just gonna start booking fully refundable shit because my family are a bunch of flakes. My sister is also a maybe for the trip and then my brother is always complaining we never see each other and then doesn't answer when I ask if he wants to join.

Context is she owns a store so she needs to find someone to cover the till for a few days. So like are we going on a trip or not 🤔

my mom is always like oh we should go on a trip I wish you would ask me to go with you sometime and so I go okay mom do you want to come to Mexico with me and she goes oh I would love to but I don't know about the shop. Understandable but I need you in or out so I know if I'm booking solo.