"What on god's flat earth is going on" is a delight.

I need to start calling Siri Ciril

okay the whole pub situation is hilarious

the Dog & Drake!!! 😂

lol, I spoke too early

"That's Balzac's!"
"No, it's true! I think it's French."

😂

oh so THAT's how you make potted hare

I do love Lord Davenport's hands. I wonder how long you have to be a hallboy before you get that job

I aspire to be Aunt Popcorn.

the "spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch" was a great quiet joke

AHAHAHA, the butler is Ciril (or Ciri!). Okay a lot of this is kinda beat-you-over-the-head with it but that amused me.

Those teacups look like one that I have 😅 (surprising no one)

I'm sorry, that "Hall" was not built in in 1531 or before.

*it's

when I tried to better articulate it, he heard "f**k him hole" which…I mean I'm sure that's available somewhere.

What I said: Fackham Hall
What Siri heard: f**k I'm home
What Siri said: I don't know how to respond to that.

Spiffy took some photos on your phone while you were away

Spiffy | Female | 13 years old | 51 lbs

The dangers of working in domains. This happens MULTIPLE times a day.

Me: ::removes live link auto-added by [Word, gDocs, Apple Mail, &c.]::
Me: :presses the space bar or navigates away from the non-link in ANY manner:
Dumb App that "knows better" than me: ::turns it back into a live link::

😑

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I was so annoyed about wrong information on the internet that I decided to make a video about how non-trinary neutrinos move and what quantum tunneling is. Andy Weir may be more bestselling than me but I'm more expert lol 🧪⚛️

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This is the right answer.

That super weird feeling when opposing counsel cites a case you authored as a judge and you remember it doesn’t say that and win the hearing.

If I was married to JD I'd want to jump out of an airplane too...

If we were able to understand and face the prevalence of sexual assault (much less harassment, much less discrimination), it would shift these conversations.

And we might stop sweeping these issues aside as evidence of a segregable class of monsters

And approach them as problems we all must solve

The problem is that we do not support victims on a social level. Our systems are designed to punish, not protect or restore. That's what we need to fix.

In the 90s, many laws were passed to make it effectively compulsory for prosecutors to move forward with criminal charges against domestic abusers. This was viewed as a win at the time, but what it actually did was to remove agency from victims and, sometimes, make their situation more precarious.

We do not have the structural supports in place for victims of sexual violence to reliably come forward without risking their lives. This lack of support also makes it difficult for people who "know" about it to come forward, because tugging on that thread will ultimately lead back to the victims.

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This isn't a secret, but it's also not simply common sense or common knowledge. But it absolutely should be everyone's baseline assumption for every single tech company and piece of software you utilize.