The government has directly intervened about the line-up of a music festival today but has said nothing about the nuclear annihilation of a country.

I'd have an iced coffee in the darkest depths of winter

Nobody but cringe corporations posting rubbish on social media participate in April Fools' Day.

a group of men are standing around a table and talking to each other . ALT: a group of men are standing around a table and talking to each other .

My toxic trait is whenever I get a question correct on University Challenge that the contestants get wrong, I proudly state out loud "I'm so clever"

The mental gymnastics these people have to go through to justify bigotry.
I thought the Tories thought that single-sex public spaces that exclude people were a good thing? Apparently only when its about trans people.

SEVENTH. Fucking SVT sabotaging them with the running order. 😡😡😡

Nu kör vi! Come on A*Teens!

Italy. Lost to Italy. 😑

So demoralising applying for a job you want but know you won't get.

Trump saying Starmer is 'no Winston Churchill' is more of a compliment than I think was intended.

I regret not asking Hannah Spencer for a selfie.

Only 6 points in the sms voting to Jugoslavija I'm fucking raging.

Maybe London media will finally realise that 'the North' is not some monolithic socially conservative block? A diverse constituency just voted for a working class woman, in a left wing party, led by a gay Jewish man who is pro-immigration, pro-trans rights, and pro-Palestine.

I think they're literally the ones I bought for Pride last year 💁‍♂️

Yay gold🥇🇬🇧... but hello silver 🥵

Can Team GB employ some sports psychologists please. That's 4 genuine (and rare) medal chances we've thrown away already so far this games.

I am delighted to see Streeting getting absolutely everything he deserves.

My god not another AI pic trend 😫. How much personal data are you lot giving to chatgpt. Christ alive.

I've been waiting over 25 years for this moment. Come on A*Teens! Nu kör vi! #melodifestivalen

Out in the suburbs.

En banlieue.

Not sure i agree there

Who brings a skateboard as hand luggage.

Did any of these candidates actually go to school? All dumb as fuck. #TheApprentice

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A bird-watching Klingon.

I am so ready to hate Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.

Day and Night an all time great.

Zero degrees would feel tropical compared to today

No i will not be watching the fireworks. This is a Hootenany household.

As someone who slept overnight in Frankfurt airport once after a cancellation I understand the pain.