Three ladies dressed for High Tea.

Not a joke: fella can get a vasectomy.

My love to you both.

Panties that say “vote.”

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Gob Bluth would play a role in the Trump administration in exchange for incriminating video of Eric that turned out to be a mannequin. The Lucilles would cancel out each other’s vote.

If you're still online to go insane today, STAY ONLINE. If you stay online until 8pm, they HAVE to let you go insane.

Mr. Kotter would give a passionate but funny lecture to his class about why your vote is sacred, but then all the Sweathogs would vote Trump as a goof. They’d all express regret when Epstein’s mom loses her disability check.

Kramer would vote for Vermin Supreme because he owes him a favor for forgiving some old golf-gambling debts.

Maeby Fünke would vote for Trump as a fuck you to her parents (and also to support her holistic drug business) and George Michael will be arrested for trying to vote a second time as George Maharis.

Goddammit. It’s a good haircut. Let’s take it back from them.

George and Weezy Jefferson would vote against Trump for refusing to rent to them when they moved on up to the East side. Also, Weezy would worry about funding being cut to the Help Center.

Edith would vote for Harris and then tell Archie that maybe the machine malfunctioned and she didn’t mean to, but it’s too late to change it now.

Melanie would complain that she could vote for a woman and even a woman of color, but just not this particular one. And then she’d just do what Ashley was told by Scarlett to do.

Frank’s been to Epstein’s Island with Don.

Miranda would drag her to the polls by her chunky Louboutins.

Keep grinding, bro. Mash those buttons.

Frank Grimes would be furious that Trump was allowed to run again and would end up dying of Covid trying to prove to people how dumb it was to not mask.

This chart is heavily flawed, but the discussion is good. Also: Pepper Potts would vote for Trump because she’s about business and mama needs those government contracts.

This isn’t cool and you shouldn’t be doing this. People get confused. You have to throw a vote to him like once every 67 votes or else it looks suspicious.

A handsome rogue and his beautiful lady love.

There’s no one prettier than us.

I’m a few blocks away.

Not to be a Doubting Thomas, but let’s see them scars, bro.

Good news! Society may collapse tomorrow!

They’re supposed to be the “turn the other cheek” folks.

Inside of you is one Homer, what’s your Homer?

I’m going to call you every half hour and just shout, “REPORT!” When you answer.

I’m going to text you a stream of 👍 or 👎 all night long as the polls fluctuate.

The Hudsucker Proxy (1994): The Style is the Substance The most enchanting thing about The Hudsucker Proxy is the Coen brothers commitment to the bit.

New today on the site:

Our Screwballs issue concludes, with @ambersparks.bsky.social:

“The most enchanting thing about THE HUDSUCKER PROXY is its commitment to the bit.”

(art by @bturnerinfo.bsky.social)

I vouch for both parties! Provided y’all take a selfie for me. Please and thank you.

Surprisingly, it’s not as bad as I thought it would be.